FuckYouImFunny

Oh my god I submitted the Record Milk Sales one. For the confused, the title was "Ridiculously Photogenic Guy Goes Missing".

My face when I read his response.

Well, if it's landline it's instant, right? I remember being an idiot 6 year old kid and wanted to call 911 and hang up right when I dialed it. They called back and I was in trouble. Ended up hiding under the table where my dad couldn't reach me.

So everyone should hope if their wife cheats on them, for their wife to cheat on with them with a black person and no condom.

Except for black women.

Iranian guards are humans? Preposterous!

But really, enlightening story. This is one of those stories I'd love to have in my personal memory - cause nothing says we are all the same more than this story.

I've been naive as to what Japan did, I thought they only focused on Korea & China.