FountainsOfFluids

I would read a lot more AMAs if they all had co-workers insulting each other. :)

I'd wager the sugar or fat in frosting is like crack to the microbiota on human skin, resulting in fast conversion to BO wherever the skin was covered with it.

When a human gets "sweaty", the smell isn't really the sweat, it's the waste product of the microbiota consuming the nutrients that come in the sweat. (link)

Turn that BO up to 11 with some frosting!

Glad to hear that other people are not interested in the "almost clinical" parts of standard porn. I've honestly thought about starting my own porn company because of how much I hate the bizarre misogynistic garbage that passes for most porn these days.

"Mom! Mom? ...mommy?"

If you are drawing from life, let's not shy away from life. Kudos to that teacher.