Deep_Rights

Ok, I'll be honest, I've "negative G'd" somebody. Pitching the plane up, then quickly down to give them a weightless feeling, or negative G load, then back up quickly to enforce a positive G load. It happened once.

Maybe thrice.

Edit: let me clarify. This answer was typed in the midst of the AMA commotion, and I've received a lot of flak for it. My answer was meant as a joke, and I realize it did not come across as one.

People, in all honesty and seriousness, listen to your flight attendants. These people get paid to inform you of how to stay safe, and yes, cellphones can actually cause issues. I can't stress enough the fact that FA's are genuinely interested in your safety. Do not neglect that. Sorry all for the haphazardly placed joke.

I pay full price just like you for all my zombie lawn ornaments and doggie bed-ramps.

That a lot of us are cocky. That's absolutely untrue.

All of us are cocky.

Hell yes you can.

Edit: achievement unlocked, GOLD.