DavidDuchovny_

Odds are we are not alone.

There used to be in the Middle Ages, you've heard the phrase "the ship of fools" where they would take crazy people and put them on a boat? So if you were on the high seas, you might run into a ship of fools on the high seas. My theory is, because everybody who gets "abducted" says they are anally probed and their teeth are drilled, that some alien civilization has taken all of their dentists and proctologists and sent their ship into the outer reaches of the Universe and so when they abduct us, that's what they know what to do.

What do you think of my theory?

He offered me the same thing, and it wasn't even my birthday.

Absolutely no.

I don't know? I'd put on a nice dress and some tasteful heels and take it from there.

I just showed Gillian the Bree Sharp music video because she didn't remember it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wijp4-3giNw)