Cinual

I like those things. I like you.

There is no way you can be THE REAL Kevin Smith, all of your answers stay on topic and they aren't hour long stories of how you were smoking a joint when the pizza delivery guy came, or something to that effect. YOU'RE A PHONEY. Well you'll probably never read this, but I just wanted to let you know thank you for all your Fat bodied lazy work sir. I hate to admit it but I have watched clerks over 100 times, both versions, including the commentaries.

I love you, you're my hero of sorts... You helped spawn the intellectual awareness in my teenage mind. So with that, Try not to suck any dick on your way through the internet!

how many bottles can you hang from your face now?
If you are still able to do it.
Can we get a picture for proof?

Well, i have a bench warrant for throwing a snowball, can't get a job to travel back to take care of it, cant take care of it cause i cant get a job.
Whats in your jurisdiction to say you wont hire me for my legal troubles even though theyre as mundane as almost dying because some jackasses decided to try and beat this jack ass up for hitting their truck with a snowball.

With all the work and skills you have to stay on top of, I sure hope they are paying you more than the police officers.