Cantras

I would get an iphone just for this.

No question, just a comment.

In another reddit thread some time back, the payscale and process of work in porn came up, and someone linked your shoot rules/site rules. I debated clicking -- do I really want to see this, do I want to know what bullshit is going on behind the scenes, is this going to ruin my enjoyment of the site -- but I decided to click. I was very relieved to see all these rules about keeping clean, using safe words, demonstrating to anyone curious or watching that this is all consensual/enjoyable (smiling pictures, before/after chats). And I've seen people get smacked down in the comments for talking shit about performers.

So, thanks, that with such a big opportunity to pander to people who would love to see some seriously skeevy shit, that you chose to be respectful and safe and, if someone were to "accidentally" stumble across your page, to not scare them away or plant distrust in their heads.

(edited to add link)

I don't have a question, I just have a story I like to share with other people and maybe you'll also find it entertaining.

Within the first few lines of listening to your normal speaking voice during Portal 1 commentary, my husband and I both looked at eachother and said "She sounds just like Illy." (A friend of ours from games online.) And we listened to more of it and continued finding it very weird but didn't think about it any further.

Then one day my husband is talking (via a headset and voice chat) to another gaming friend of ours who knows Illy in real life.
"Hey, you've played Portal, right?"
"Huh?"
"It's just that the voice actress for GLaDoS, when she's talking normally she sounds just like Illy. It's kindof freakish."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. Cantras thought so too. The same inflections and tones and everything. ...And the voice actress' name is Ellen McLain, isn't Illy's real name Ellen or Elaine or something?"
"Um... You, uh... She really doesn't want people knowing about that."
My husband's eyes just about bugged out of his head. "Oh m... Oh my god. Really? I... I won't tell anyone, but that's awesome, I... Really?"
"No, dude, I'm just f---ing with you. I don't even know what game you're talking about."

I was in the same room listening and I just about died laughing.

This sounds like the school dream -- where you haven't done a paper or any of the work or been going to class, and you're hosed but you're trying to keep it together and see if there's any way to salvage it --

except that instead of waking up, you went to prison.

I told a similar joke (guy got 150% -- 50% for taking it apart perfectly, 50% putting it back together perfectly, 50% for doing it through the muffler) to my gynecologist and he cracked up.