BnScarpia

In the industry, what would you say is the smallest penis you've seen working that doesn't specifically use his small size as a marketing angle?

My dad is a doctor and one of his friends is a pathologist in the hospital's morgue. He came home one day singing a parody he learned from his pathologist friend that still gets me laughing:

To the tune of TV's "Mr. Ed"

A corpse is a corpse (of course, of course)

and nobody talks to a corpse (or course)

unless of course, it is the corpse of the famous Mr. Dead!

Yakkity yak a streak is all you'll ever say!

But Mr. Dead will never speak unless his rigormortis has gone away!

(repeat refrain)