Banaam

Not only that, but you won't have to search the last place you remember leaving the opener at. Call once and it comes running to you!

but I don't know if I'll ever really need to use most of them

As is commonly said amongst gun owners here in the US. It's always better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it, much like a fire extinguisher.

Shit, it's cheaper than that, I take generic fluticasone every summer.

I think the team should be comprised of (purely) homosexuals who go on to win the most gold out of any other, just to prove a point.

You've never named a dog, "Damnit", I take it.

"Go eat, Damnit!" "Come here, Damnit!" "Damnit, sit!" "Don't pull on the leash, Damnit!" "Damnit, kennel!"

The list goes on, but I can't think of a better name for a dog (though I do consider "Fucker" or "Fuck" viable alternatives), especially in public, where people will undoubtedly come up and say, "you don't need to be so mean to the dog, it's obviously listening."

It would be even funnier when the inevitable phone call from my daughter's school after they try to punish her for cursing but she's actually using a proper noun when talking about the dog.