Ashenspire

I didn't see the word "fight" in the original question and this answer was a lot more interesting for about 15 seconds.

But not "literally any dog" can tear another living thing apart. Chihuahuas are the nastiest little shits in the canine world, but nobody cares about them, because you can kick them farther than a football if you have to.

Glad someone else thought it. At least the first part of your comment, that is.