AndretheGiant3000

How did you meet your wife?

(Great streak, by the way. This is going to sound super weird but I'm a little fascinated with you.)

OH HEY! I heard you on Fresh Air. I wanted to come see you at the Decatur Book Festival, but I was out of town. . .I have every intention of reading your book.

Um, none of these are questions. What's your favorite fast food place, I guess?