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AnalBravado210 karma

The tick must've grown 3x bigger after every erection i got.

So.Much.Food.

AnalBravado172 karma

I got a tick on the head of my penis once while playing naked in tall grass. Had to go to the hospital to get that sucker off. 6 foot 5 muslim doctor plucked it out with tweezers.

AnalBravado124 karma

Maybe if I had fapped while he was there he'd simply have exploded. Thus, saving me a trip to the hospital.

AnalBravado65 karma

Tick in urethra.

Blast it with piss.

AnalBravado10 karma

Blast it with jizz.