donald_faison AMA!

Donald,

What is it about Zach Braff that makes you two such a perfect match?

his tight anus.

I wish it were tighter. Just had a physical and the doctor had to aim for the side.

left side strong side

Hey Donald! Huge fan of Scrubs here. I have three questions to ask. Would you ever be up to doing a special reunion episode for Scrubs?

My second question is, if I sent you this would you want it? I made this out of perler beads and have been wanting to send it to someone from Scrubs but didn't know how to go about something like that.

And, if you didn't want it would you be willing to sign it for me and send it back? :D Thanks for all the laughs.

EAAAAAAAGLE!!!

That's dope! message me on twitter and we'll work it out.

If someone crowd funded enough money to make Dr.Acula, do you think you and Zach would be down to make it?

Donald doesn't know this (WEED), but those characters are all owned by Disney who produced the show. We can never do anything independently with JD/Turk or Acula without the mouse.

i know this - and i'm on a break from weed.

Would you rather give up weed or Zach?

that's a tough one.

Did you know when you signed on for clueless it would be as big of a cult classic as it was?

i was clueless...

Tell them about how you took Alicia's Brown-virginity.

who the hell is Alicia???

Silverstone! How high are you?!

I'm not high just REALLY dumb.

btw - my wife is typing for me everyone.

whats your best moment in scrubs?

the whole thing.

Well thought-out answer. On behalf of the whole community, thank you.

eat a dick

how's that?

guys - i gotta bounce but i will be back on later. it's been fun. please see Let's Kill Wards Wife in select theaters now and on itunes and VOD. i love you like crazy. thanks for making this so much fun!!

So when is Zach Braff joining?

he's not this time. sorry buddy you're stuck with me.

False. There is a rumor on the web that you are not actually African American, but that you've been taking those pills C. Thomas Howell took in the film "Soul Man." Is there any truth to this?

i'm not much of a pill popper. maybe it's because i spend too much time with your white ass

So you deny that you are actually white and actually look like Eddie Murphy when he was in white face?

https://s.yimg.com/os/publish-images/ivy/2013-09-11/3f5798d4-a0ea-4af2-9734-a7bb3dcf49ec_murphy-white-like-me.jpg

yes.

YOU know i'm brown.

Thanks for doing an AMA!

In 5 words, how would you describe the guy love between you and Zach?

Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist.

Will you have some sort of part in Pitch Perfect 2? I very much enjoyed your barbershop quartet.

Unfortunately, we couldn't make it work with my shooting schedule. MAJORLY disappointed.

Thanks for the AMA! You're hilarious and awesome. If you could make a cameo appearance on any tv show, what would you pick?

Arrow or The Flash!

arrow - but why can't i have both?

What is your favourite type of sandwich?

taco

First, thank you for making scrubs so amazing, you and /u/ZachInOz are the best couple ever!
My question is: Who would win in a fight between The Janitor, Dr. Cox, and Hooch?

Hooch is crazy

did you need to take several takes on the bball scenes in scrubs or is everything "real" ?

My Basketball skills are like the NY Knicks right now!! they SUCK!!!

What does 'Still hitting them corners and those ho ho's girl' mean?

it's "lo lo's" fool

"Takin my time to perfect my rhyme"

it's the beat fool

What's your favourite movie/TV show? (sorry for the somewhat boring question) Thanks for doing this AMA, I'm a huge fan of your work! Hoping to be able to see your movie soon! :D

Movie: Empire Strikes Back TV: Game of Thrones

Favourite GoT character?

khaleesi's titties.

What would you do if your son wanted to take dance classes when all of his friends were playing football?

he can dance if he wants to. he can leave his friends behind. cuz his friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine. safety.

Turkleton! Been a fan of yours since Remember the Titans! I have a couple questions for you:

1) In all of Star Wars, who is your utmost favorite character?

2) If I were to ever build a functional YT-1300, would you be my co-pilot?

Lando! if you build it i will come!

Loved your Nerdist interview! If you get another chance, will you re-ask George Lucas the question that you missed the answer for?

YES!! if i ever see him again!

Hi there, I'm a big fan,

Thanks for doing an AMA, you're most famous, in my eyes, for playing Turk from Scrubs. In a Movie or TV Show, which character would you have liked to play most?

Thanks.

Lando Calrissian

5 favourite video games?

GTA 1,2,3,4,5.

What is the most quoted thing fans say to you when you meet them?

petey jones...running back...the running back y'all

Donald, do you and Zack Braff do eagle every time you reunite? Also, would you ever consider coming to boring banor maine and have beers with two guys who have guyyy love between two guys like jd and turk and their significant others?

next time i'm in Maine i'll Holla!!

I've been trying for a while now, will I ever find a Brown Bear of my own?

stop looking. you can't force it.

Who would win in a fight, a taco or a grilled cheese?

Taco would fuck grilled cheese up!!

What was your most memorable on set experience during Scrubs?

everything comes down to poo...

Is there anyone else from the cast of Scrubs you still hang out with except Zach? Who's the funniest one on the set from The Exes?

zb and i just hung out with John C. and Neil...good times. the wife and i do dinner with sarah every now and then. everything always so busy - which is a good thing.

When will I be able to see you gracing my television/movie screen next?

watch the Exes! and go see Let's kill Wards Wife! out now

who was the guest star in scrubs that you were most excited about?

Billy Dee Williams (naturally) and Dick Van Dyke. Lando and Bert from Mary Poppins - Best Days Ever.

Hello Donald. I have one question for you: did you ever regret taking the path of acting? As a teenager, did you ever think of doing something else, or being an actor has always been your dream job?

being an actor is always what i wanted to do. i think that's why I've been so lucky...i never imagined myself doing anything else.

Do you prefer working on films or TV shows and what's the latest with black storm trooper?

i love working on films, but i've been very lucky and blessed to be on so many great tv shows - and it keeps me home with my family.

Blackstormtrooper is another story right now. Trying to get my studio setup.

were there some parts of the whole scrubs storyline that really surprised you and got to you emotionally while reading the script?

what's a script? jk

I really thought JD and Turk would wind up together. It broke my heart when it didn't happen.

What was your relationship with Brittany Murphy like?

i love Brittany. She is missed.

If you had the chance to live the life of a Scrubs character for a day, who would it be? (apart from Turk, but lets face it most people would pick Turk)

Hooch - he's crazy

Do you have any plans this weekend?

house hunting and home depot. I'm not sure we'll have enough time.

What's your favorite scene from the original star wars movies?

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

Hey Mr. Faison huge fan I'd like to ask you what your Favourite snack is?

doughnuts. just doughnuts.

Are planning to visit the UK any time soon?

i love the UK...no plans right now - i got a baby on the way.

Yo Donald, fuck marry kill? Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke and John C McGinley? Thanks chocolate bear ;)

marry zach. fuck johnny. kill sarah. but only because she has a vagina.

Hey man!

I once met you when you stopped in Meltdown Comics in LA to buy minis and paints from my buddy at the Dragon's Den, in the corner of Meltdown. You were totally chill and it was great to meet you, since I am a huge Scrubs fan. You even bought painting classes which was a big sale for my buddy!

What did you end up making with those minis, and how come you didn't come back for the painting classes?

y'all left before i could come back for painting classes!

Donald, Thank you for taking the time to do the AMA! I wanted to say that I really enjoyed your movie Homie Spumoni. I know it doesn't get great reviews and isn't very well known, but I was wondering what your memories and feelings are about that film? Thanks!

I had a great time working with Whoopie and Paul. off camera they would tell some of the best stories about old movies, actors/actresses that they had worked with and admired. it was just great being in their company.

What pursuits outside of acting do you want to / are you working on? We all know you for acting work, but what other things are your passions besides acting and messing around with Zach Braff?

Thanks for stopping by!

Stop motion animation is my other passion. for some reason I've always been attracted to the art of moving pictures.

Donald, indica or sativa?

salad

Hey man, love you in everything from nerdist podcasts to the exes and of course scrubs, but I want to know the real Donald. That said, would you eat the booty? And if so how much her booty stank if you say no

you're gross - signed: his wife.

Hey chocolate bear, how's the golf coming? Any courses you can recommend?

like everyone else, i suck at golf but it's coming along.... I'm a course hopper right now.

If you could have dinner with one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Big fan from the UK 🇬🇧

Harrison Ford.

I recently got a signed photo of Robert Mashcino as the Todd, made my year (2014). Any chance you could come to the UK and hook me up with one of you? Would make 2015 and were not far into it!

DM me on twitter or fb.