Peter John Farrelly

Yes, I remember you very well. You were so natural. You made it seem like you were a person just waiting for a train.

Yes. We had nothing to do with it.

Actually that was just some kind of glue. But the funny part was when a guy showed up on the set with all different jizz sizes and shapes, to hang on Bens ear. God's honest truth, that's somebody's job. This guy shows up with a briefcase and inside he has about 40 different loads. Each one is a different length and texture, sort of like snow flakes. Only prettier. We laughed our asses off. But I did feel kinda bad that this was the man's lot in life--to carry a briefcase full of jizzm. By the way that man grew up to be Anderson Cooper.

I personally made that decision.

100% Guaranteed that it's a possibility. We're in negotiations right now with Warner Bros. And hope to have an announcement soon.

Good question. It's a collection of comedy shorts in the vein of Kentucky Fried Movie. Except each short has a different writer and director. There is also a story holding it all together, Dennis Quaid is a down and out movie producer pitching projects to Greg Kinnear and Common (along the way they bump into Seth Macfarlane and others). As Dennis starts to grow more nervous he gets more desperate and the screws start to turn in a big way. It's going to score around 7 on the Rotten Tomatoes meter. It's really funny, but may be too outrageous for critics.

Yes. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are in. And there are a couple of other very juicy roles. I love that guy Channing Tatum and would love to get him in there. Also, there's an excellent role for a young dumb girl. Emma Stone would knock it out of the park.

Yes.

There's never been a better time to break in. And it's never been easier to make your own movie. Take a page out of Wes Anderson and the Wilson Brothers playbook. They shot a 10 or 15 minute teaser that later turned into Bottle Rocket. They played it at film festivals, made people laugh, and ended up getting a movie deal out of it. Recently, as you may know, someone sold a pitch to Warner Bros. based on a Reddit thread. You can get a Canon 5D and go off and make your own movie. And you have a built in audience on the internet. It's never been like this before. So stop talking about it and just fucking do it. Stop wasting your time on Reddit!

Probably when Bill Murray showed up on the set of Kingpin for the first time. Being that he doesn't have an assistant, agent, or cell phone there was no way to reach him. So we were just hoping he would show up on time. Then when he did show up, that burst of energy was just the thing we needed at that point in the movie. Another favorite moment was when my kids showed up on the movie set for the first time.. as they looked upon the jizzum in Cameron Diaz's hair.