Jeff Goldblum

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is an American actor. His career began in the mid-1970s and he has appeared in major box-office successes including The Fly, Jurassic Park and its sequel Jurassic Park: The Lost World, and Independence Day.

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_JeffGoldblum3725 karma

Hahahaha. Let's see. Off the top of my head, I'd splice myself with a dolphin, and my name would be Surf Goldblum.

_JeffGoldblum3291 karma

I think it would be very nice, and a great honor.

_JeffGoldblum2988 karma

Oooooooooh. SANDWICH. OH MY GOSH.

Oh my gosh.

I love sandwiches.

When I was a kid, every day I had a bacon lettuce tomato sandwich. Then at some point I switched to tuna fish sandwiches. Then turkey and swiss with russian dressing. Now I try to stay in the healthier vein, but I love every moment of my sandwich life.

_JeffGoldblum2764 karma

I know, I've heard them. It tickles me.

It just happened spontaneously in the moment.

_JeffGoldblum2761 karma

Hahaha. However you want would be fine. I myself say bloom to rhyme with Zoom.

_JeffGoldblum2668 karma

Ooooh.

Gee. The best advice ever given…to me… Let's see. Oh boy. This is a good one. The best advice ever given to me is fill your days with what you love doing. Also, you know, contribute as substantially as you can to the community, and, uh, something the opposite of what the opposite of what the character does in Wolf of Wall Street. Do something worthwhile and substantial, not with any sales technique or baloney on top of it, and give as much as you can. The opposite of the Wolf of Wall street, but I don't know how to put that into a pithy piece of advice. And also, put down your device, whatever it is, when you cross the street. Stop, look, and listen. Both equally important.

_JeffGoldblum2378 karma

Totally understandable.

_JeffGoldblum2378 karma

Yes. I'm aware. And yes, I approve heartily. Beige.

_JeffGoldblum2141 karma

I'm no expert but since childhood I've had a fondness for the triceratops, because I read a kid's book about a kid who finds an egg in his backyard, and it's a triceratops, and he rides it. Remember that book? That's the one! And then they take him to Washington. Boy, you're into dinosaurs, you really know them.

_JeffGoldblum2031 karma

Hahaha. Surprising. Hmmmm.

I've never had a cavity or a filling.

See? You're surprised.