Fat Mike

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is an American musician, producer, lead vocalist, and bassist for the punk rock band NOFX, as well as bassist for the punk rock supergroup cover band Me First and the Gimme Gimmes and temporary bassist of Against Me!.

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_FatMike2079 karma

Start taking drugs and drinking a lot. You are going to eventually, so you might as well start now.

_FatMike950 karma

I get Matt Freeman to play my parts for me.

_FatMike923 karma

You're gay!

_FatMike790 karma

I haven't tried heroin or PCP or meth. I tried Kaht and GHB while I was in South Africa, but I was on coke and MDMA so I didn't really feel them. Oh, Darla, Daddy's just kidding.

_FatMike779 karma

I really do like playing it a lot. I like to see how wasted I can get and still get through it. I was on E once and couldn't remember what part was coming up next, but my hands went to all the right places. Stupid brain...

_FatMike770 karma

If you can't tell who the biggest douche is, its probably you. But I can think of a few. How about Greg Ginn?

_FatMike747 karma

I made fun of Shirley Mansion once and she kicked me in the shin. Once the singer of Skunk Anansie slapped my face. And of course I got Under Oath to quit the Warped Tour and eventually break up cuz all the shit I talked about them. I think they really think I am the anti christ... pretty close.

_FatMike669 karma

Because Lars said so on stage. I heard it.

_FatMike523 karma

yeah, but I need to hire someone else to write it.

_FatMike511 karma

What a coincidence, George Clooney is on reddit right now. I love that guy.