Comments: 615 • Responses: 48 • Date: 2013-07-23 22:38:05 UTC
cliffmartinez638 karma2013-07-24 00:05:44 UTC
Ok, here you go...
I was first introduced to cocaine circa 1979. I was backstage at Madame Wongs standing around with a bunch of people and a friend of one of the band members took out a tin about the size of an Altoids container. I didn't know the guy, but for some reason he offered the tin and a straw to me first. I didn't want to appear like I didn't know what I was doing, so I took the straw, snorted as hard as I could and demolished the entire tin....probably several hundred dollars worth of stuff. The guy turned to my friend and said, "Tom, your friend just snorted all my coke". Judging from all the disappointed faces around me, I knew my coke etiquette needed a little polishing.
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cliffmartinez479 karma2013-07-23 23:21:05 UTC
Thank you, it's my favorite. Whenever I feel depressed, I go to Amazon and read some of the testimonials on SOLARIS...."I held my blind dog up to the speakers and SOLARIS gave him back his sight....SOLARIS cured my arthritis, my razor blades stay sharp when I play them SOLARIS etc."
cliffmartinez383 karma2013-07-24 00:49:30 UTC
Once upon a time I was in a elevator with Chad at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. This guy steps onto the elevator, looks at Chad and says: "I love your work man. You are one funny motherfucker". And Chad says. "No man, I'm Chad Smith. I'm here to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with the Red Hot Chili Peppers". As the guy steps out onto his floor, he looks Chad up and down, shakes his head then says, "You are one funny motherfucker".
cliffmartinez352 karma2013-07-23 22:52:43 UTC
Almost never. I seldom listen to my own music. One possible exception is SOLARIS which goes great with exceeding the speed limit.
cliffmartinez226 karma2013-07-24 00:34:50 UTC
I think it's the same thing. I don't like recordings of my voice. I don't like to look at pictures of myself, don't stand in front of the mirror too long and once I get the music finished, I don't have much interest in revisiting it.
cliffmartinez205 karma2013-07-23 23:16:05 UTC
Yes, mostly Flea. I saw the whole band backstage (and onstage) when they played at the Staples Center last.
cliffmartinez155 karma2013-07-23 23:11:24 UTC
It was a kick in the pants to play with them again at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and again at Staples (three drummers!!). I never played in front of thousands of people during my tenure in the band so it was quite a thrill and an honor. But no, I don't really miss being on stage and punishing my eardrums anymore...
cliffmartinez136 karma2013-07-23 23:02:46 UTC
Yeah. Trout Mask is one for the time capsule. Here's a personal semi-abuse anecdote: I was recording SKELETON MAKES GOOD in the studio and Don (the captain) kept admonishing me to hit the drums harder. When I did, one of my sticks broke in half and hit me right below the eye. I started bleeding and Don stopped the recording and barked over the intercom: "Man...my music isn't worth an eye. Why aren't you wearing your safety glasses?!! Kareem was right".
cliffmartinez131 karma2013-07-24 00:29:45 UTC
Yeah, Captain Beefheart really delivered in the weird department. I have read SCAR TISSUE and yes there was probably a little bad blood after my departure from the band but it didn't last long. Leaving the band was best from my point of view and they seem to be getting along just fine without me. :)
cliffmartinez124 karma2013-07-24 00:19:57 UTC
I was surprised that SOLARIS didn't get me more work on Sci-Fi films. Everyday you can find me at the intersection of Topanga Cyn and PCH holding a cardboard sign reading "Will score Sci-Fi film for food". No takers so far.
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