Comments: 1647 • Responses: 52 • Date: 2012-07-27 22:19:41 UTC
heyitsapril1392 karma2012-07-28 00:28:09 UTC
It's kanji for "I'm a dumbass who got a tattoo at 15."
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heyitsapril850 karma2012-07-27 23:22:09 UTC
Have Mikey direct an orgy of me, April, Casey & Irma.
heyitsapril610 karma2012-07-28 03:19:21 UTC
Rotate them regularly and maybe something about keeping a full tank? I don't fuckin know, I don't own a car.
heyitsapril587 karma2012-07-28 00:07:29 UTC
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne.
heyitsapril559 karma2012-07-28 00:16:51 UTC
I was 17. I had heard that a lady's first time can be a bit unpleasant what with the pain and blood or whatever. So, one night at a party, I decided that I wanted to get the first time over and done with so that when I found someone I loved and wanted to have sex with it would be a pleasant and romantic experience. I started at the top on my phone's contacts list and called anyone I thought was attractive enough to fuck and asked them to come over and take my virginity. My friend Cornelius was the first to say yes. We did it in his Suburban, it was awkward, didn't hurt at all, and we wrote our names in the steam on the window because we were cheesy like that. D'awww.
heyitsapril492 karma2012-07-27 22:29:08 UTC
heyitsapril413 karma2012-07-27 23:07:29 UTC
For the pussy. The money didn't hurt, either. And the freedom to choose my own schedule.
heyitsapril341 karma2012-07-27 23:23:01 UTC
Oooh! Uhhh. Fuck. I want to say Targaryen but that Arya is such a bad ass! I haven't read the books though, so...
heyitsapril319 karma2012-07-28 02:38:36 UTC
I fucking love cuddles.
heyitsapril309 karma2012-07-28 02:39:48 UTC
No, that's just bizarre.
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