I delivered our baby daughter about 10 minutes after Google taught me how to. On Christmas day. AMA.
In short: It was a home birth; it happened very quickly; Midwife didn't make it in time. Mum and baby doing fine. Dad not so much :)
Not sure if there'll be a great many questions really but hope maybe I can give peace of mind to any soon-to-be-dad's as terrified about the scenario as I was.
Edit: Wowsers, Front Page! I'm honoured! Will get through as much as I can before falling asleep.
Edit 2: Having real problems with Reddit at the moment. I'm trying to reply but it's either hanging on 'submitting...' or throwing up 504 Errors. I'll try again in an hour or so. Thanks for all the great/interesting/kind comments
Edit 3: Mum has joined the debate. Ctrl+F for 'Joo-Joo'