Iam Conan The Barbarian AMA!
EDIT: Thank you all for your questions, though I would suggest a priest for those of you who rambled like madmen. I bid you farewell, exiles.
My short bio: Greetings, exiles. I am Conan, the Cimmerian. A thief, a reaver, a slayer, and king of Aquilonia. I am here to answer your questions, whatever they may be.
My Proof: I hear tell that the Nordheimers of "Funcom" have already announced my coming via their tweeting blue birds and A Book of Faces. Another blue bird to confirm my legitimacy. They also spoke with the priests of this magic mirror about my coming.
Let us sit together for the next hour! Ask me anything!