I am comedian, actress and Groupon spokesperson Tiffany Haddish, AMA!

Loved your appearence on Drunk History.

How was your experience filming it?

I don't remember anything from that night!

What is your favorite memory from the set of Girls Trip other than going on the Groupon swamp tour? (Still love that story so much lol)

My favorite memory is Jada giving me my Rottweiler Givenchy bag! I saw the price tag in it and I said to Jada "Girlll you just paid my light bill for a year I'm sellin' this!" and she said "Tiffany - you can't sell that it's a gift!"

So it's up for sale now y'all, it's only $4000 (and may have flowers inside hahahahaha, you Cali people know what I'm talkin bout)

People say your shy in real life. How are you really exuberant on stage?

u/baltimorequeen who said I was shy in real life? I'm not shy no more! I'm not shy no more! I'm not shy no more! I been delivered!

Do you still wear your white Alexander McQueen dress? I saw your SNL monologue and I was like yes, why aren't celebrities wearing these expensive ass dresses more than once?! I buy a sweater for $30 and I will wear it as often as possible!

I do wear my Alexander McQueen dress and you will see it again, stay tuned baby stay tuned...

Ms. Haddish , listen all 7 hours of your book straight 👍🏿. What would you like to added to book that you didn’t have a chance to?

None of your business...lol. If I wanted you to know, I would have put it in the book!

Hey Tiffany! I’ve loved your work ever since The Carmichael Show and enjoyed reading your book!

What is your go-to joke when you want to get a good chuckle out of someone?

"Gimme some money!" -- they be like "What?!" and I just keep lookin at em and then they laugh. I never do get the money...

Your perspective on life is amazing given all you've been through. What are some tips to getting over rough times and not letting BS pull you down?

Find the funny in it. Find something about the situation that can make you laugh. Whether it be the guy that hurts you got a lazy eye, or somebody passed gas in the middle of a crazy situation: find the funny. You know what I mean!

How surreal was it getting to announce the Oscar nominations?

Aw man, that was an experience of a lifetime. I felt like a substitute teacher who went out the night before and wasn't ready to pronounce those names.

Hey, Tiffany!!! #SheReady i love you so much! I just wanted to ask, when was the first moment you realized "wow,I made it." and what was your reaction? I bet it was comical. Thanks!

When I did the Arsenio Hall show and he scooped me off my feet and I licked his face!

If you want to know more, Google it.

Tiffany, I absolutely loved your book. You had me dying!! You still got the Geo Metro? If not, what did you upgrade to?

I still have the Metro, but I also have a Honda and a Volkswagen.

Haaaaaayyyy Tiffany! Because of you I've started to do the nae nae when I enter a room. What are some tips to doing it right?

Smile, put that right hand up, put that left hand on your hip, and let that backbone dip right to left.

I notice you speak other languages which is 👍🏿. How did this come about ?

I studied, hahaha. I learned to speak Japanese because I want to be on a Japanese soap opera (no joke)

What are the best and worst things that come with fame? Besides being tired as f, of course.

The best thing that came with the fame is being able to provide for my family! The worst thing aside from being so tired is not getting to spend enough time with my family.

What was your favorite skit when you hosted SNL?

I think it would have to be BooBoo Jeffries and also the Unicorn sketch. I loved BooBoo Jeffries because I got to come up with the "Rhianna! Rhianna! Rhianna!" and "Beyonce! Beyonce! Beyonce!" bits, but I loved the Unicorn costume.

Your stand up is usually hilariously inappropriate, but you said you used to perform at bat mitzvahs. Can you run us through your typical bat mitzvah set?

I would start out "How's everyone doing tonight? Congratulations! I heard someone's grown up nowww! You ready to pay those taxes? Wait until you try to find a place to live but they don't let you live there cause you got roaches! I hope you know how to clean your room, cause you'll have roaches!" I was corny as hell.

How many times a week does a fan ask you to say bootyhole? (lololol)

At least two times a week (seriously)

They either ask me or they say it to me!

I notice you have a garden and you cook , is there a cookbook in the near future?

Thank you for the idea, I will definitely be coming up with a cookbook in the next 3 years: "Green Cooking with Tiffany EBT"

What was your favorite scene from girls trip?

My favorite scene is when I tell Regina's character all of the things I would do to her husband for cheating on her. Because the director let me say what I want to, and I often think of revenge when I'm home alone.

What are your thoughts on putting together an all-female comedy event?

My thoughts on that are very high, I would love to be a part of an event like that but I do not want to be responsible for that event.

Which celebrity would you love to teach how to Groupon?

OPRAH!!!

Have you found Roscoe ?

No, and I'm still lookin for him! He's definitely not on Groupon.

What is your secret to being so beautiful and funny?

Alkaline water and not caring what anyone thinks...#becauseofweed

What do you think the most defining moment in your career has been?

I don't know - there hasn't been one yet. Still working on that definition. Ask me again in about five years!

Hi Tiffany...You are so funny! Will you be attending the Oscars? If so, did you choose a dress yet?

Yes I will be attending the Oscars and I am going to wear a beautiful dress!

Which is harder being an comedian or actress?

It's harder to be an actress because it's longer hours and there are so many different personalities. When you're a comedian, you're on stage for 5 minutes to an hour and a half and it's your own words. The hardest part of stand-up for me is traveling to the gigs. I tell jokes for free, you pay me to get there! (Notice how I didn't say "you pay me to be funny")

What are you most excited about working with Melissa McCarthy?

I'm excited to get the opportunity to learn from Melissa... and making some money! #Wehungryoverhere

Are you thinking about tackling a more serious non-comedic role in the future?

Yes, I will be doing that --- and it will be in the very near future. That's all I can say.

How surreal has this past year been for you? What was your reaction when Paul Thomas Anderson said he wanted to work with you?

This last year has been very real for me. I mean, I visualized this! I manifested this. When Paul Thomas Anderson said he wanted to work with me I was like "Oooooohhhhh somebody like me?!"

Do you watch your movies/shows when they come on TV?

If I'm not doing anything and it happens to be on TV, yes. I'm not searching for it, I'm too busy watching cartoons.

And before you ask, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, King of the Hill, Thundercats, alllll of Adult Swim. One night, Rainbow Bright came on and you couldn't tell me anything. I felt like I was 5 years old again and it was the 80s!

Craziest fan moment so far?

Oh man, when I was in Eritrea in the city of Asmara, I was staying at this really nice hotel called the Asmara palace and it was full of teenage girls and boys. There was at least 100 people in the lobby waiting for me to take pictures. But to be honest, they were probably all in their 30s. They just look really young!

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve purchased from Groupon?

Well I got a blood pressure pill cuff but I also got a dildo with pearls in it...sorry brother (my brother is sitting right here).

What was it like having Taylor Swift as you personal chef?

It was amazing and her cooking was excellent!

Tiffany, you are fucking hilarious!

What’s your favorite animal and why?

A real animal or a mythological animal?

Now I want to know both!

Unicorn is my mythological one. My favorite real animals are dogs, cats, and giraffes. And I would love to have a miniature horse so I could put a unicorn horn on it.

Had you heard of grapefruiting before Girl's Trip? Hilarious movie btw!

Thank you for noticing, but I definitely knew about grapefruiting back in 2012 Auntie Angel's video came out. I studied hard, and I finally got a job showing everyone how to do it!

In an interview with Stephen Colbert you said when you were initially struggling you created a list of goals. What’s on your list now?

None of your damn business...stop being nosy...but I do want to be on that Forbes' highest paid actors and comedian list.

What is your hands-down favorite food?

For extra points, the recipe?

Beef Brisket seasoned with salt, pepper. Put it in the oven on 300 degrees for about 4 hours. At about hour 3 put some BBQ sauce on it, then go for it...

What does Oprah smell like?

I don't know! But if I had to guess, I would have to say Oprah smells like success...my new perfume line coming to Groupon in 2019! #sheready #success

Hi Tiffany! I have 2 questions. What are your top 3 fave things to purchase from Groupon? And do you have any plans to write or direct in the future?

My top three favorite things to purchase from Groupon

1. Water pills
2. Spa Days
3. Sex Toys

I am already writing and I will definitely be directing!

Follow up question: best sex toy available on Groupon?

Best sex toy available on Groupon is the $290-something bidet.

I'm so out of the loop on how a bidet is a sex toy, that I'm almost afraid to ask.

It's it something besides the butt pressure washer toilet thing? Or is it just that pressure washer toilet thing with alternate instructions?

BOTH.

What’s your favorite part about your sense of humor?

I feel like it's always evolving, so my favorite part about my sense of humor is that people laugh along with me!

What was it like to meet Barbra Streisand?

It was like finally getting my HS diploma. It was amazing! I felt like I was moving up to the next level in life.

Were you ever scared you wouldn't be able to be a successful comedian and fulfill that dream?

I loved your book, Tiffany! Thank you for sharing all your experiences and making people laugh all the damn time! I rewatch your interviews & standup way too much.

Yes I was scared that I wouldn't be a successful standup comedian, probably because there was someone standing there telling me I could. But I showed them different hahahahhhhhhhh!

Is there anything that surprised you about the movie/show business?

Nothing surprises me, I read books.

Do you have any favorite books?

Yes! So many books: Wolf and Vampires, The Triangle Box, The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, A Billion Dirty Thoughts... just to name a few.

Do you watch any reality TV?

Yes! I watch reality TV - Ultimate Beastmaster and Housewives of Atlanta. I would love to have my own reality show where I take celebrities on Groupon excursions.

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No, I can't burp my ABCs, but I can queef them... the more you know #thatstalent