Hi Reddit! I'm the Founder of PEEQUALITY - A Device that Allows Women to Stand Up... When They Pee. AMA!

Have you considered a loopy "crazy straw" version?

This is brilliant. Jony Ive voice "This new design has been ergonomically twisted for full urine capacity and velocity. It's a complete re-design of Peequality 1. And we even removed the headphone jack. Why? Courage."

Do you know of the SheWee? Which is the same as your product? http://www.shewee.com/

I'm familiar with the brand. It's a dog eat dog world in the world of women urine devices

So, is there an Amazon link? What is the easiest way to buy this product? Is there a discount if I order 2?

We sell PEEQUALITY on our website

website is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Thanks!

Where are women supposed to keep this in between uses? In their purse/bags? I can't imagine it would be worth the hassle of having to clean it after each use.

And what about ensuring each device has a proper fit to avoid leaking and getting on clothing?

Surprisingly not that difficult or a hassle to clean. Just wash it with soap and warm water. The silicon dries super fast and it's good to go for around 2. I don't recommend using it for taking a dump though

What are your thoughts on oatmeal cookies?

Personally, I'm not a fan

What if they have raisins?

That's even worse.

why the hell is equality your pitch?

Because we need to stand up for it!

Are you ready to get yelled at by other people if you pee on the seat?

We take full responsibility for anyone who leaves a pissy toilet seat for others.

What inspired you to create PEEQUALITY?

I wanted to create a satire / gag gift product that represented the SJW world of the PC culture we live in by making an outrageous product and demanding equality to the extreme extent of allowing women the same privilege as men: the ability to pee standing up.

How does peeing while standing improve the "quality" of a woman's life?

...how does it not? This is about equality. And we need to stand up for it

I was just about to buy it for my gf as a Christmas gag gift! Would you recommend it? And do you have any holiday offers going on?

Highly recommended! It's strange, funny and actually surprisingly useful. It's the gift that keeps on giving

Will you take it to Shark Tank?

I would probably get eaten alive in the tank with this business. But who knows? Maybe Lori Greiner could demo it for the group, piss on the studio set floor, make a deal with me and then sell PEQUALITY like hot cakes on QVC

Just out of curiosity are you a man or woman that started this company?

I'm a dude

I'm curious about novelty and designer tips that could be added. Faux Penis, Trump Face, etc. Also, Bobble Head versions. A water balloon spigot might be a nice option as well.

Any chance for these down the line?

You should come work for me.you have upper management written all over. You're going to go far, kid.

Do you think someone from /r/peegonewild could use this on me?

I'm going to leave that link Blue...but if you want to support equality by allowing a woman to piss all over you using our silicon funnel, who am I to deny your dreams? We support you!

How do you go about having an idea like this and turning it into a viable business? Do you have previous experience?

I have a background in creating websites, apps and games. I don't know if ours is a viable business or just a fad, but we've been selling a lot and we're going to keep standing for peequality

How many urine/pee/piss puns are uttered around your office on a daily basis?

Way too many

What are your thoughts on gender specific bathrooms? Should women be allowed to use these in whatever bathroom they please? Also, does the woman need to pull her pants bellow her bottom to use this device? What I'm really asking is this: am I going to start seeing a lot more asses while I'm in line for the urinal?

Let's keep this about Rampart.