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I am Groot. AMA!
I am Groot.
/u/TalkingRacoon will be translating for me today and maybe answering some questions too if you'd like.
Edit: I am Groot. Translation: "Can we PLEASE keep the questions about GOTG2."
Edit: I am Groot. Translation: "Me and Rocket have to go eat lunch. We'll be back in 30 mins."
Edit: I am Groot. Translation: "We're back to answer more of your stupid questions Earthlings!"
Edit: I am Groot. Translation: Me and Rocket have to sleep now (in seperate beds). We might answer some more questions in the morning but for now, goodnight Earth.
Edit: I am Groot. Translation: "Good morning humans."
Edit: I am Groot. Translation: "This has been fun but me and Rocket have to go now. Protecting the galaxy can be busy work. Don't forget to check out GOTG2 on 28th April 2017! Goodbye reddit."
JustThatGuyBen1962 karma
Hey Groot, do you ever get annoyed by that tiny raccoon following you everywhere? I could see him getting pretty annoying
GhostInTheBlockchain1085 karma
Do you retain your memories from before when you regrow after being blown up?
brucetwarzen798 karma
Have you ever thought about becoming a moderator in /r/trees Together with Snoop Lion?
TalkingRacoon1450 karma
Translation: "Not really my thing. I am however extremely interested in joining the moderating team of /r/marijuanaenthusiasts."
ghostareas795 karma
Groot, will we ever see Vin Diesel break dance again? I heard you guys were friends, thanks!
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_CaptainMurica645 karma
Hey Groot, when are we going to team up? Quill's not returning my calls.
thunnus335 karma
Do your vocabulistics get any better in GOTG2, or are we in store for more "I", "am", and "Groot", specifically in that order?
(don't get me wrong, loved all your lines in GOTG)
TalkingRacoon335 karma
Translation: "Very accurate. I was a bit worried when they first announced it but as soon as I heard my homie Vin Diesel was gonna be in it all my worries pretty much disappeared. I have to say a huge well done to that Mr Gunn too for taking what me and the other Guardians told him about our adventures and making such a brilliant movie. Can't wait till everyone sees what's in store for GOTG 2!"
KargBartok123 karma
1 month to Avengers. Which will be showing the Star Wars trailer. There's always something coming up next.
Fische45250 karma
How many Groots can a Groot tree Groot if a Groot tree could tree Groots?
VEyeDoubleNWhy219 karma
Hey Groot, Huge Fan here. Would you rather go treasuing hunting with Nicolas Cage or save a family from a burning building?
TalkingRacoon312 karma
Translation: "Save a family from a burning building obviously. Me and Mr Cage go treasure hunting way too often already anyway."
electric-blue471 karma
I Am Groot I Am Groot I Am Groot I Am Groot. I Am Groot, I Am Groot I Am Groot. I Am Groot: I Am Groot.
TalkingRacoon268 karma
Translation: "Me and Mr Gunn are pushing for one but Kevin Feige is all like 'its not appropriate, kids watch these things' and me and Gunn are all like 'who cares man, it'll be educational for them'. And then there's the fact that if I get a sex scene, Rocket's gonna want one too. So we'll see what happens on that front, I'm still optimistic mind.
tebam128 karma
Feige should be cool with it, I mean he is making a lot of money off your wood as it is
Stunsthename157 karma
Do you have any advice for an aspiring super hero who is having trouble finding his gimmick?
amytee252118 karma
Could I have you as my pet? You are soo damn cute when you are growing in that plant pot
Bic_Parker99 karma
I have noticed that a lot of people reply to Rocket when they are talking to you. Does this bother you? Similarly Rocket does this bother you?
TalkingRacoon57 karma
Translation: "No. She seems pretty though. Will you introduce me to her?"
The_King_of_Okay82 karma
LongUsername78 karma
Hey Groot: As a well known intergalactic bounty hunter and member of the GOTG, would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
TalkingRacoon105 karma
Translation: "Woah woah woah, don't you think we should at least get to know one another first? I mean I don't even know what species you are... tell me about yourself."
Corncove91 karma
Well, I'm a tall and skinny cover with long brown hair. I'm going to school and learning about botany.
Vensuad1 karma
Are you Vin Deisel literally replying "I am Groot" to everything or just a random person doing it?
crash__bandicoot2106 karma
Hey Groot, ever check out the teeny tiny sub of /r/Groot? I moderate there and we barely see any traffic!
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