I'm Gerry Bednob, the older Indian guy who gives Steve Carell sex advice in '40 Year Old Virgin', ask me anything!
It's Gerry Bednob. I love cats. I have a cat named Slippy who runs my house. I have a sign on my front door that says "The Cat and his housekeeping staff live here".
I don't want to plug anything, I just want to answer your questions.
Ask me anything!
PS. Oh, I have a facebook but not twitter or any of that bullshit. I'm too old for that shit. Here's my fb if you want to add me: https://www.facebook.com/gbednob
Oh and here's proof: http://imgur.com/nj94YGr
edit: Thanks so much for your questions, reddit. I had a great time. Here's a quick joke that I should really post on r/jokes but whatever here it is:
Do you know why Saddam Hussein was never circumcised? Because there's no end to that prick.