Jared here from Dirty Heads! Ask me some questions, I'm under the weather and need some laughs : (

How much does it cost to have you play at a wedding!? Mind you it will be a kick ass wedding on the beach in southern California on 4/20! :) even if it's just for one song (our first dance!)???

See you there!

Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or be unable to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

...also how do you guys keep busy on the road?

That's the best question I've ever head in my life. I wouldn't want to eat someones baby on accident because I was stoned and thought it was a muffin. So I would have to sacrifice and say sneeze. But I wouldn't want to sneeze because I just did that a minute ago and I'd be a chick. But I WOULD have tits so that would be rad.

Why are you so fuckin amazing?

No you're fucking amazing. You fucking guy.

What was your favorite place to perform in? Also, on a scale of 1 to Snoop Dog, How much weed do you smoke in a day.

Depends on the day. I'd say on a scale of one to Snoop Dog...Silent Bob.

HEY GUYS!!! That was so much fun!!! Thank you all so much for coming to our Reddit interview! See you at the shows... <333

Hey guys! I’ve been a huge fan since Any Port dropped when I was in the 7th grade. I’m now a high school senior, and you guys are basically the soundtrack to my teenage years. I’ve partied to your music, I’ve cried to your music, I basically grew up with your music. I’ve also met tons of Wylees through you guys that I never in a million years would’ve met if we hadn’t been bonded by your music! Fangirling aside, the only question I really have is about Antelope. I’ve seen you guys 7 times and I’ve heard you guys play Antelope several times, but you guys always seem to skip over the verse referencing Neighborhood. Is there a particular reason why? The first time I thought it was just an accident that you skipped it, but I’ve seen you several times after and I’ve never heard that verse live. Thanks, much love! xx

Because I used the same verse for neighborhood and I was lazy. Didn't want to be spitin the same shit twice! But now I do...

What is your favorite animal?

Cheetahhhhh

A sloth with cheetah speed!!

Jared, are you nervous about your upcoming wedding?

No I'm not nervous at all I'm actually really excited!

Why is your music exponentially better when listened to while camping? Also, when are you coming to Iowa?

That's cool I love camping. Camping might be one of my favorite things in the world.

What's up guys? so if a Wylee like me happens to bring some Piders to the show in Clifton Park, NY on October 30th, what's the chances we can wax poetic over some delicious treats?

You should have a Pieder-off with Duddy.

Sup guys. Simple question here : Do you ever plan on playing "Antelope" live? I've seen you three times, since way back when you opened for Sublime with Rome and you still haven't played it! That song rips!

Also, I feel the need to add - thanks for the music. Love your stuff.

Edit: thought it was just Dirty J's AMA, saw it on his twitter. Changed it to "guys"

We play that song all the time live! Just bad timing pally.

First off, I wanted to thank you guys for releasing some great music and bringing reggae back into people's living rooms with authority. It was much needed.

How have your lives changed since the release of Cabin by the Sea and the mainstream success that came with it?

Do people recognize you when you are out in public?

Yeah, sometimes. We're still just doing it dudes!

What are your favorite foods?

Sushi!!

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They lost in a lightsaber duel and you should get a lightsaber. Lightsaber.

Who is your favorite superhero?

Archangel and Gambit

If a Wylee has seen you ... oh say.... 6 times so far and is planning on seeing you in VT next weekend and then again in November... Do you consider that stalking or just really cool superfans who dig your music that makes them very happy ?

I think it's fucking awesome and I want to hang out with you.

Velma or Daphne?

Threesome.

I went to your concert last week and had a great time, super fun to watch you guys play my favorite songs. My two questions are 1. What has been your favorite moment intoxicated? 2. What are your favorite songs you guys have made, as well as favorite songs not by you?

So many fun ones!

Are you always thinking about your next album and writing songs or are you just having fun touring and soaking in the success of the current tour right now?

Right now I'm thinking about how many goldfish I can keep in my pockets.

where's your favorite spot to grab tacos/burritos in Orange County?

It's a secret. Fuck it...fiesta grill.

How was Red Rocks Wednesday night? I went and it was an amazing show!

It was life changing.

Hey guys! I was wondering why there are two versions of "I Got No Time". You released one on your website awhile back then another with more verses. Which one do you like more? (I dig the first one)

I like the first one better too because producers are dickheads and they made us do that so we just skippity bop.

What did you think of working with Tech N9ne? Did you guys have some Caribou Lou or KC Tea??

Caribou Lou all day every day.

Would you rather sneeze marbles or fart confetti?

Fart confetti that's hilarious. I would fart in so many peoples faces! And I'd be a hit at birthday parties.

When you guys finish your tour this year, how long before you start working on your next album, and do you have any new ideas for said album?

Not yet. This just came out!

Did you ever expect things to turn this successful when you had barely released Any Port in a Storm?

Also, Fav Strain? I'd love to try whatever is inspiring you guys this much ;)

Favorite strain is called Wacky Woo Woo Licky Loo Loo Take A Spoon of Poo Poo

When can I hear Duddy "coming"? Bwahahaha had to,I'm in lust!

Everytime Duddy comes an angel gets his wings torn off. He sounds like the combination of Big Foot and Barbara Streisand. His jizz is the color of tomato soup and his balls shrivel up like little raisins but you get a prize at the end of it.

Dirty J... You asked a while back where you could get the best Huckelberry Pie when you are here in Idaho... I said that I could do just that.. but if I did.. how would I get it to you so that my husband and I could meet you? :)

You have to hide your husband in the pie.

also if you had to go back in time and change the name of the band, what would you name it?

Fist Full of Fishhooks - electronic death metal.

What is the best advice you got during your career in music so far ?? What is the best advice you would give to aspiring musicians that are in the beginning stages of forming a band??

Play as many shows as you possibly can - doesn't matter where just get out there and tour.

whats the best 4am munchies?

Del Taco - Put nacho cheese on doritos and put them in the microwave.

Out of all the guys you have toured with, Cypress hill, Pepper, Slightly Stoopid, Collie Budz and so on, who chiefs the hardest? Any good weed stories?

Cypress Hill! B-real smokes so much fucking weed. Rome smokes a lot of weed too. Duddy smokes a lot of weed too. People be cheifin.

Guys, your music's original and amazing! Keep up the great work!

I have a few questions...

Who is/are your biggest influence(s) in music?

How did you guys get onto a record label?

Has anything really weird and unexpected happened at any shows?

How much does a tour usually cost?

Any advice for an aspiring musician or band?

Play as many shows as you can!

What kind of board do you ride? I freakin love the verse in neighborhood...I'd always bump it when I would be (maybe) heading to school after surf practice.

Were you on hbhs' surf team?

Plan B or Darkstar

Can I stow away with your equipment on the 311 cruise? I need to find a way to get on that boat.

Yes. Meet me at the dock at midnight. Wear a cat mask i'll be wearing a bird mask. The call sign will be Woot Woot Boy Boy Wucka Wucka Downtown Abby Uptown Dre Come around the corner roll in the hay. And we'll see what happens. Come alone.

How do you guys feel about bagels? What's your favorite kind?

I'm against bagels once I found out that bagels are the equivalent of eating an entire loaf of bread. So Fuck BAGELS! I do like cream cheese doe.

Hey man does it piss you guys off when you get turned off at cities that have noise ordinances ? I saw you guys at Janus live in st Pete with pepper and that happend I was worried that it would make you not want to come back

The people at Jannus Live are super cool - can't blame them. They get fined through the ass through the city so it's not the venue it's the city. Can't hate on em. But yeah it sucked.

Out of all of the artists you all have worked with or toured with, who has been the most fun and craziest?

This ones the craziest!

You guys have been in my top favorite bands for years now alongside with Sublime and Pepper. I want to congratulate you on your success and hope you continue putting out stellar albums.

Also. Will you please for the love of all things that are good and holy please come back to Hawaii soon?

Thank you very much and DONE! Be back as soon as possible.

What do you think of karaoke? Specifically, what do you think of people singing Dirty Head songs at karaoke?

I've never seen that happen. And I think karaoke is funny. I think I'm going to die.

Jared! Saw you guys in Reno this Monday with my bro. You guys, Katastro, AER, and Pepper were all excellent. I'm hoping to see you guys again when you get to Crystal Bay in October.

My two questions are did you like Reno, and would you guys like to come back to Reno and do more shows?

Totes Magotes.

I catched you guys at Warped Europe in Berlin last year and it felt like there were about 20 people at your (really small) stage and you only played for about 15 minutes. How does it feel for someone who plays gigantic venues every week to go back to such a small concert?

We're pros we've been doing that our whole lives that's nothing.

Love ya'all! We love ur new album, change is good, , we will see u tonight vip deck signing, if they let me bring pieders, what flavor? And is it Hawaiian shirt night?

AlohaFriday and what is a pie-a-rita?

Do you guys fuck with Game of Thrones?

Yes. I would fuck everybody in the Game of Thrones. I read the first four books and saw the show and the show ruled so I stopped reading the books. The author was too detailed. I don't need to know every color on their fucking lapels. I love it.

Hey guys! I went with some buddies to your St. Augustine show and loooooved it. My question is what kind of toll does touring take on y'all? It obviously can't be easy, so what helps you get through it?

Yes touring can be rough. As I am writing this I am nursing a hangover with a Modelo, tomato soup and a grilled cheese. That was hand delivered to me by an angel with angel hair pasta for pubes.