I ama deep-voiced voice actor. Ask me to say anything.
I have a slightly more fruity voice than usual because I've got a cold. I will say anything you like for you to use however you want.
Update1: I'm working as fast as I can to get as much done for you as possible!
To all interested in voice acting, here's a recent post of mine about getting started:
Update2: I'm still here. It's been 7 hours? My word. I'm getting tired now. I'm not going to be able to do the wall-of-text requests as I'd prefer to keep a larger number of people happy with their clips. Recording the next batch now I'm trying to go chronologically).
Update3: Heads up, the Taken recording is reaching the download limit on Soundcloud. If you can't hear it, I'll be putting it somewhere else soon.
Update4: My voice is starting to crack a bit now, but I should be able to hold out for a bit longer.
Update5: I don't think I'll be able to handle another batch. My voice is wrecked. I've done 98 so far. I must be mad. I do a few more interesting ones before I go to bed.
Update 6: And that's me done. I've been doing this for over 10 hours now. My voice is all croaky, I'm dehydrated and it's 02:40 in the morning here. However! Be not disheartened, people whom I didn't get to! Because I shall return here when I am doing auditions until as many as possible are satisfied. If you have made a request I shall do my best to get it done. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not until next month, but I'll do what I can. And so, it is a goodnight from me. I hope you were entertained and I give thanks for the gold.