I am Carrie Keagan...and I like to party

Can we start a fan group called -

Fallen Under Carrie Keagan's Spell

and then you could refer to your fans as FUCKS?

GENIUS! I love you FUCKS!

Hey Carrie! Glad to see you on reddit and I hope you get addicted.

My question for you is: Fuck, marry or kill?

Between: Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, and Michael Cera

oh son of a bitch! best question so far

Fuck- Michael Cera Marry- Seth Rogen Kill- Jonah Hill Party- with all of them!

So I was at the price is right last summer and you were co-hosting. Needless to say I fell in love with your chesticles....bra size?

32DDDD

What question(s) do you get most tired of dealing with?

Are they real?

What can WE do to get you a late night show? (or any other show for that matter) P.S. I'm the guy who did the Queen of Unicorns photoshop

I LOVED THAT!!!! Can you photoshop me into a late night show? (add dragons please)

What's the best thing your cleavage ever got you?

POWER GIRL!!

Would you make a movie with Christina Hendricks? What style would it be?

If you're asking me to do a porno with Christina Hendricks the answer is...ok

What was your experience like co-hosting AOTS? Were you a finalist for permanent co-host, and would you have accepted if it was offered?

It was motherfucking awesome. I would love to work with Kevin Pereira everyday if I could.

I just happened to be offered the VH1 Morning Show at the same time

What do you do when you realize you're interviewing a dud?

Why do we keep bringing up Bruce Willis?

Carrie, why were you not in The Hangover 2 and 3 when clearly the success of the first one was from your incredible performance?

That's a very good question!

Look for me in 4...

Do you really want a Late Night TV job on a Network channel? Seems like you would be censored and homogenized just like every other host, where as a "Late night show" on the Internet or Showtime/HBO or at the very worst Cable, you could be yourself and be in charge.

Well you might be right about the tone of network TV, but at the end of the day the key is to take any platform and push it to its limits. Or at least to a place of complete absurdity.

Are your Powergirl days behind you? :(

God I hope not

Any chance of taking over for Chelsea Handler?

Wouldn't that be cool?!!

You seem really open and in great shape, so why avoid anything even close to nudity? Playboy not pay much?

Thank you!!

Believe it or not, they actually offered me the opportunity, but like I told them: If you still want me, I'll do it when I'm 50!!

From a boat on the water the angle of elevation of the top of a cliff is 31 degrees. From a point 300m closer to the cliff, the angle of elevation is 33 degrees. Find the height of the cliff?

2411 meters. got any other brain busters?

Can you please do the #IceBucketChallenge? (For charity of course)

As a matter of fact I got challenged yesterday! Keep an eye out for that soon

Do you love your boobs as much as your fans do?

Probably not

Hi from the Buffalo area :-) Do you miss living around here at all?

I miss Mr. Pizza!!!!

When you are doing broadcast TV on a scale from one to ten, how difficult is it to suppress the “F” word? Then explain.

it's VERY fucking difficult

I saw on Instagram that you were in Dublin last week. Did you do anything fun here?

I'm pretty sure I did. After the Jameson and Guinness tours I too had to check instagram to see how much fun I had. My Irish eyes were definitely smiling.

The Irish are very kind, generous and tell the best stories! Slainte!

How much Jameson do you drink per week and are any other whiskeys added in to the rotation?

Depends on if I use it topically

Yamazaki, Auchentoshan, and Macallan

Was it your decision to leave Buzz Live or VH1's? I thought it was close to a perfect fit and I loved the show (cause of you & your guests) a ton. No offense to NLachey but i find him to be very homogenized and plain so i stopped watching. You infused so much of yourself (the PG-13 version of you) into that show, BMBZ was Carrie Keagan IMO.

(AOTS fan, BMBL fan, NGTV fan, Scotch/Bourbon fan, Carrie Keagan fan :D )

Yes it was. Besides you can only filate yourself so many times on the same stage before you have to find a new one! On to the next!

you were great on Craig Ferguson the other night

Do you have any desire to replace him if the job were offered to you?

I would've been honored, but I heard the position has been filled

On Vh1 Classic countdowns, were there any bands/artists that you just couldn't stand and you had to fake being a fan?

Honestly, they're one hit wonders for a reason, BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING AWESOME!!

That being said, as a producer on the show we didn't include anyone I didn't like.

(Little known fact Bruce Willis had a one hit wonder himself...NEVER saw that one on the show, did you?)

How often do you jog?

As often as my boobs can handle it

Hey Carrie Keagan,

Nicolas Cage, yay or nay?

Thank you for your time

I love independent film Nic Cage. Nuff said. (Vampire's Kiss)

He was also my very first A-list movie star interview. I was scared shitless, but I got him to laugh.

Also- I love his talk show Get In The Cage

Last Vh1 classic question--- did you pick out your wardrobe or did some stylist tell you to always show cleavage while discussing .38 Special, ZZ Top, or Bananarama?

Thank you for noticing

What is your favorite pair of shoes/shoe designer?

Giuseppe Zanotti fo lyfe

Did you expect the entertainment industry to be as much work as it actually is?

I expected it to be hard work, but nothing can really prepare you for the madness behind the scenes. It's the stuff you don't expect that's the hard stuff.

However, I will say, it beats cleaning the bunny cages at the pet store I used to work at.

PhD in Unicorns? What was Greg Gutfeld like as one of your professors?

In the world of swinging, no one understands the importance of a unicorn like Greg Gutfeld.

JK GREG!

Which celebrity is the funniest behind the scenes?

Robin Williams, honestly. End of story.

Do you think that the laughs on command is an issue in the talk shows ? I find them really annoying. I would love to have your opinion on as someone who have some experiences with american talk shows.

I know it sounds bizarre, but making a show is a lot different than watching a show. You need the energy in the room.

APPLAUSE PLEASE

So Carrie, having been seen spending many a night at New York hot spot Acme, who do you think is the hottest bartender there?

Hunter. JUST KIDDING HI JACOB!!! xoxo

Sad news that Robin Williams has died. Did you ever have the pleasure of interviewing/meeting him?

Many times. He was a genius. An oldie, but a goodie: http://youtu.be/I3-LJa1QGWA?t=45s

Carrie! Big fan!

Favorite hole-in-the-wall bar in NYC?

Leave Rochelle Out Of It on Chrystie and Stanton

If you had a boyfriend (you were sexually active with) and he was a nerd (like you), what cosplay outfit (superhero, villain movie/TV/video game character etc) would you want him to dress up as in the bedroom? And who would you be cosplaying as? or you'd rather not be in costume?

PS I know you get a LOT of attention regarding your boobs, and they are EPIC, but as a butt guy through and through, yours is FANTASTIC. I feel it deserves way more attention & praise. ;)

Now that Jason Momoa is Aqua Man things might get wet.

My butt thanks you.

Carrie! It's your twitter hubby DAREALGUMMY. When are we getting married, how can I avoid the divorce and what do you miss about AOTS the most?

Oh Hi, Gummy! Only if you meet me in Vegas right this second. OK GO!

The thing I miss the most is the fans. AOTS fans are awesome!

If you were a nut, what kind of nut would you be?

a CHEST-nut

And another brain buster; you have 3 jugs, 8 liters 5 liters and 3 liters. You want 4 liters of water for you and 4 for your friend. The 8 liter jug starts off full. How do you get 4 liters by pouring between the jugs? Aaand go

Watch Die Hard With A Vengeance

Do you want to party with me? We can party as long as you like.

DUH! Can you keep up?!

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They're the one!

when will you be back on Red Eye?

Next time I'm in NY

Inside The Actor's Studio questions

1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on?

4. What turns you off?

5. What sound do you love?

6. What sound do you hate?

7. What is your favorite curse word?

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

1- Anything that starts with an F: free, food, fuck 2- Baby want milky? 3- confidence 4- da haters 5- my kittens drinking water 6- stupid people 7- cock juggling thundercunt 8- zookeeper although there are days I feel like I'm doing that already. or dragon wrangler... 9- anything in a cubicle. my hat's off to the people that can do that everyday 10- Thanks for not fucking it up!

Hi, Carrie, I'm a fellow western New York native, and my question is: Buffalo style hot wings or Rochester style sweet & hot wings?

Duff's Hot Suicide Wings

What video game release are you most looking forward to?

Halo 5: Guardians

I'm also waiting for the re-release of centipede

What is the chemical formula for sulfuric acid? And it’s molecular weight?

H2S04 and the weight is around 98

In 2010 Jeff Fahey wanted to show you his "secret recipe" - did you sample that sauce & if so, how would you rate?

I give it a good 69

Hey whats up you wanna party!?!?!

Where do you live? What's your address?

what's your favorite memory from the set of Redeye?

When we go out drinking after the show. Those are all pretty good.

Can you tell us one of your craziest moments with another celebrity at a party?

When I walked into the bathroom at Soho House and found XXX shitting in a urinal

would you ever do a podcast? What is your favorite horror movie of all time?

The Exorcist (CLASSIC) American Mary

What are your favorite (or what are your favorite of all time) compliments to get? Both of your looks and of your personality/brains.

I love your huge naturals (the left and right cortex of my brain)

Hi Carrie! Does your being smart hurt your career more than it helps?

It hurts my brain, that's for sure...and then my boobs get jealous. It's a whole mess.

Favorite wrestler?

Can you smellllllllll what The Rock is cookin?!?!?

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

I would never fight Howard The Duck. He fights dirty.

Also if I was faced with 100 duck sized horses I would keep them in my mini giraffe stable.

Favorite Robin Williams movie? RIP

OMG I'm finding this out right now. He was one of my FAVORITE interviews of ALL TIME. He was a singular talent and I was blessed to have met him :( He will be incredibly missed. RIP

Doubtfire, Birdcage, Mork, Hook, honestly waaaay too many to name.

Nanu nanu, Robin

I used to see you on VH1 Classic. Can VH1 revive the show "Bands Reunited" and you be the host? I loved the show and you would be so much better than Aamer Haleem (sp?).

I loved that show too and that would be awesome. My first task would be to get Extreme back together...it went so well the first time

how long have you been in acting?

Thank you for calling it acting, I appreciate that

Hi Carrie! Long time awed acolyte, fellow reddit virgin (be as rough as you like). I need to know: what's the story behind your abrupt departure from Big Morning Buzz Live? I LOVED that show, & felt it had so much of you in it. And honestly, I haven't cared to watch since you left. So, um ... what the fuck, VH1?

I spent 3 wonderful years with VH1, but it was time to spread my wings a little. I loved doing it, I'm so glad you were right there with me.

How were the #TeenChoiceAwards last night? Are you going to share your Jamesons Whisky with me? :-P

NEVER! Just kidding, tip up your cup and throw your hands up and let me hear the party saaaaay!!

TCA was a blast

What are you really doing as you read these questions? (Please be specific as to what TV show/movie you're watching.)

I'm in a Thai whorehouse listening to Stevie Wonder. Specifically- Superstitious

How many fingers... of Whiskey? Get your mind out of the gutter :)

I like fisting

How hard is it to keep the twins down while running? Seems like working out while working out.

It's a job in itself. But like they say- no job duct tape, saran wrap, and gorilla glue can't fix

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My brain

Have you ever been with a Furry or been a Furry? Inquiring minds want to know.

I sleep with 3 furries every night

Carrie, what is one of your fears?

The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!