IamA security officer at a inner-city shopping mall. I've seen a lot- from drunks, to death. AMA!
I'll be as detailed as possible without giving away where I am for those savvy detectives. Though if you do figure it out, I do ask that you don't reveal it!
EDIT 10:45am PDT - I'm still around for a bit today. The questions are coming in pretty inconsistently, but I'm trying to answer every single one.
EDIT March 31 - I'll still be checking but it looks like everyone has lost interest. I'll answer some cool questions. Thanks for the questions people!