IamA porn director for Brazzers AMA!

So do the dongs in porn appear bigger than they actually are, or am I really seeing Keiran's 10" penis and ruining my self esteem?

Yes. Sorry bud.

Are porn shoots catered? How's the food?

Sammiches are awesome.

Does your optical vision have a little brazzers logo on the bottom of your field of view?

Only when I'm watching Adult Swim.

Then why not make adult themed series for Adult Swim?

Give me a contact at Williams Street and we will make this a thing.

This is Reddit. If you want to make something a thing then you just do it, show it to us and we pester the hell out of Williams Street to make it a thing.

Fuck yes.

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Poop. In a small room.

With hot lights.

The smell.

Oh my god the smell.

I went to film school and have never admitted to anyone I always wished I could direct some porn stuff. I'm a girl. I don't want to be in it, but would love to work on that side. I've got ideas!

How hard is it for women behind the camera in the industry??

Thanks!!

The reality is, that almost everybody falls into it. It's not typically something you search out, it's typically something you were approached for. The easiest way would be to start shooting your own stuff and get it recognized.

Does your family/kids know what you do for work? How do people respond when you first tell them?

They are supportive - and they know, but my kids are not old enough to understand, so they don't know yet.

And people usually say "That's cool." When I first told my brother, he said "That's like being a fucking astronaut and not telling anybody."

how much does camera angle affect the perception of cock size of pornstars?

Not enough to hide the fact that they have giant cocks.

Tell us some great behind-the-scenes stories. Perhaps a scene gone wrong. Accidental cum shrapnel. Poopies.

I once took one in the leg.

It still burns.

The poopies... or the cum shrapnel?

The cums.

What's the weirdest thing an actor has said while filming?

Also have you ever jacked it to a scene you directed?

"I don't like guys that are uncut because of something that happened to me when I was younger."

Fuck yes. Because I spit hot fire. Dylan. Dylan. Dylan. Dylan. Dylan.

What do you like the most and dislike the most about the industry?

Like: Really hot girls.

Dislike: Politics.

Sometimes the people that have the least to do with the industry have the loudest voices.

what with the endless numbers of "tube" sites that can specifically cater to very specific kinks and interests for free, and also the increase in recording quality now available from virtually everyone's phones, where do you think the porn industry will be 10 years from now? 20 years? Will there have to be some drastic changes in the way things operate?

A lot of companies partner with tube sites to provide marketing, but porn has always been on the cutting edge so I feel like we are always changing and evolving.

With the onset of Twitter and camming, it will become more personal - it already is.

In 20 years, I'll be doing more shoots in flying cars.

If you and your wife make a sex tape would it just be the to tier of production quality?

It would be visual as fuck and shot in 5k.

How has directing porn changed your sex life if at all?

I have more of it.

What does a day look like for you?

Wake up. Take the kids to school. Meet with my production crew, make sure the sets are... set up. Shoot some awesome sex, go home - make love to my gorgeous wife.

How much recreational drug use actually goes on behind the scenes? More common for men or women?

Surprisingly, not a lot at all.

It's much more corporate than you think. We all really like to keep our jobs.

What is your favorite sort of scene to shoot?

I like beautiful shit.

As a father, how would you feel about your son or daughter getting in to the industry as an adult? Also, what's your favorite niche to direct? Thanks for doing this AMA!

It's their life, all I can do is be supportive of their decisions just like my family was with mine.

Fav niche to direct: IR because theres nothing like shooting a 6'8" black guy chasing a small white guy down the street in public. In a diaper.

How would an aspiring male actor get his name out there and become better known? You probably get this all the time. I would be more interested in specialty tags. BDSM, Piercings (I have 5 genital piercings), Trannies, and Straight.

If you answer this then thank you. If you don't, thanks for doing this AMA.

Edit: FOR EVERYONE ASKING TO SEE, I MADE A POST A WHILE BACK TO /R/PIERCING. GO LOOK.

Edit 2: I can't believe I'm about to have this chance. This is wicked.

With a specialty like that, contact www.Kink.com directly or find an agent.

(PM me if you want a contact at www.Kink.com.) Thanks for asking me anything!

Who are the biggest names in the business you've shot with and who is your favorite person to work with?

Biggest names:

Twitter: @chritsymack / @VeronicaAvluvXX / @thereallisaann

Actually, I am lucky enough to call all three of these ladies my friends.

How graphic is your language when directing?

There's only so many ways you can say "Stick those two dicks in her pussy."

How professional are the people in the porn scene? Compared to say other jobs you may have had. I imagine that they must be pretty professional.

Very.

It's still a job, just an awesome one.

Why did you choose to become a porn director? Did you ever work as an performer before? Did you want to be a movie director at any time?

I worked in movies - and started in porn. It's awesome and the money is good.

Not on camera.

Yes, I love being paid to be creative. Doesn't matter what the medium is.

Now that HD is more prevalent and "revealing", what are some precautions that are taken to make sure the cast still looks good at high resolution?

Makeup.

How close are actor/actresses personalities to how they portray themselves onscreen? Is there anyone you worked with that surprised you with their personality on or off camera?

They don't act like they are fucking all the time. Most of them are real people.

There absolutely has been, but I don't know if I want to ruin it for you.

As a director do you get to hit it after the shoot?

Do you really want to stir the porridge?

Whats the biggest on-set screw up you've seen? Stuff must go badly wrong at times right?

When guys cant get hard, its very frustrating.

What is your favorite type of porn to direct? What is your favorite fantasy that you wish you could film more?

I like the older woman catches the dude with the babysitter type shit.

when will you accept bitcoin?

I have a guy bugging www.Brazzers.com about it right now.

Do you recommend?

Being a porn director? Yes.

Don't forget: For every hot chick, there's probably a giant dick in the room.

Ok, is it more profitable to make cheap fuck flicks then quality erotica?

I mean, with the massive popularity of Erotic novels in recent years have you guys given any thought to taking advantage of that and making something more expansive?

When I watch shows like True Blood and Game of Thrones I just have to wonder why Brazzers of all sites wouldn't be all over that kind of work.

If you're talking about something like Pirates and "quality erotica" - the success of that has never been met.

It's a hard question to answer, but with the onset of 50 Shades, etc that may all change. It may be more acceptable for women to start buying adult content - which is generally the audience for this style of porn.

No i wasn't talking about Pirates....i mean something more along the lines of Laurel K. Hamilton's Meredith Gentry series.

I think Twitter: @Leetroymyers already did Golden Girls on www.woodrocket.com

Who in your opinion is the hottest pornstar

Any girl that truly enjoys having sex on film.

How did you get involved with the adult industry?

My roommates wanted to start a porn website, so I had to learn how to hold a camera. Twitter: @netvegas talked me into it. It took a few days.

The rest is history.

Whats your all time favorite scene you have directed? Links are always appreciated 8===:)

Wonderland for Twitter: @brazzers

http://www.brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/7180/wonderland-part-1/

Nominated for best All Girl Scene!

How do you recruit? And what does the interview process look like?

I don't recruit, that's what agents are for.

But there once was a day I was trolling for cock... Finding male talent can be harder than you think.

How do you feel about niches in porn nowadays? Anything you would steer clear of? And what's your favorite car?

Niches are awesome. It's what people pay for.

Really really not into water sports. And pooping.

Old school muscle cars are my shit. Give me an old Challenger, I'm set.

Have you ever been directing something and had a paticular thing you have wanted to shoot and actor/actress was just like heeeellllll no!..if so any examples

No, they know what they are getting into when they come in.

We try to be transparent with the people we work with to avoid causing problems.

do you ever feel like you empathize with the ladies (or men?) at all? have you ever seen an actor/actress break down and struggle with/refuse a scene? or is it ever hard for you to deal with? some of those scenes seem a little brutal! props to you and your team

We're transparent, so we try not to put people in situations that they wouldn't sign up for in the first place.

Does size matter?

What do stars take to make their dicks stay that hard?

How often do actors/actresses get high on set? I saw a video of Taylor MAyes or w/e her name is lol.

No one wants to see small dick.

Tell that to fans of Backroom Casting Couch

Hahaha - the guy who showed me the AMA works with BCC.

Amazing.

Is it as good and glamorous as I imagine it to be in my fantasies?

My beard is fucking glorious.

What was the most outrageous scene you had to shoot. Were there andy health risks and issues involved?

Any shoot with two penis's and one hole is basically my definition of outrageous.

Just throwing it out there: what are the chances of an Asian who doesn't have a big dick to start a career in this field if he's really obsessed with porn? Lol

Do you do... gay stuff?

Ehhh, preferably straight stuff. But if that's what it takes to slowly get up there, make money and eventually fuck hot chicks...I will consider it...

Oh please god, that is not the right way to get into porn.

How many drugs are used behind the scenes?

Answered this sort of question above: Not really, it's more corporate than you'd think.

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i can, but why would I? Haha.