HEY Y'ALL! It's Sarah Silverman. AMA GO!

what is it like knowing 13yr old boys still jack off to your tits?

It's an honor

What is your favorite traffic sign?

Slow Children.

I want to shave your bush

Um... Yes?

Join the club. Seriously. I started a club

Shit I have to go soon. This was fun and you all deserve love

As a woman from Texas I just want to say thank you for the support of the Pro-Choice movement here. Eat a dick Rick Perry!

I second that emotion.

Who is the coolest/most popular person you have every done any illegal drug with?

Jane fonda

What's your least favorite way to be approached?

When someone comes up w crazy eyes and says something like, "can I have a picture- my husband has cancer." And I'm like "well okay... AS LONG AS HE HAS CANCER I guess I will" -- just keep it short and be cool, fool.

I miss The Sarah Silverman Program. Any new TV plans?

I just shot a pilot for HBO so we'll seee

What is the strangest or most memorable thing a fan has asked you to do?

Tattoo his leg. I just tattooed a guy's leg with an actual needle. I put WWSD (what would Sarah do).

Sarah! it's my birthday tomorrow, can I get a happy birthday wish from you?!

Happy birthday reddit nerd! Go outside and check out some fresh air and posture!

the TV show you have to watch weekly

Homeland, walking Dead right now

Hey Sarah! When you did Star Trek: Voyager, it seemed like you and Robert McNeill has great onscreen chemistry. Any of that carry over off-screen?

No but we had a great time. Lots of laughs were had

You were really funny on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. What's something no one knows about Jerry Seinfeld?

He's jewish

What was your favorite part of Wreck-it Ralph?

At the end when Ralph says he likes getting thrown off the building now because he can see vanellope win the race from there, and that makes him happy.

Who are your top 5 favorite comedians? Are there any up-and-comers we should know about? Who does a better job of humiliating Jimmy Kimmel...you or Jimmy Kimmel?

You should know Tig Notaro Kyle Dunnigan Natasha Leggero Todd glass

When you were first getting started in standup comedy, how long did it take you to feel confident in your act?

About 6 years. Still fluctuates

Thanks for doing another AMA, Sarah!

I've always thought you were a diva - definitely not a cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt...

1. What are you passtionate about getting across to your audience with We Are Miracles?

2. Through your collection of animal bones from forest fires, I wonder, what has been your most prized find?

Oh and also, Eric Idle LOVES YOU.

1. World peace.

2. Smokey the Bear.

And I him!

Did you ever scissor Sheldon Adelson?

Not yet.

what's your favorite thing while your'e not busy?

TV and sleep and kissing

How do you feel about male comedians that make rape jokes?

Buttery

Hi Sarah! Thank you for all the goofs, gags, and laughs over the years! My question for you is: who are your main influences and what about their style influenced yours?

Steve Martin Phil Donahue Ruth Gordon Garry Shandling mr. Rogers Albert brooks

Hi Sarah!

In a podcast I listen to Steve Agee talked about playing GoldenEye with you all the time in the early days. Do you remember this? Do you play anything now?

Some of my best memories. I still have it and we sometimes play. I know every room of that game.

Who's your celebrity crush?

Helen mirren

where would you recommend to get an abortion?

Best Buy

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Paperback, definitely paperback.

What's the most important lesson you've learned so far in life? What advice would you give to your teenage self?

No matter how bad things get, if you make yourself say "thank you for everything just as it is" it makes it better- even if just from making you laugh from the irony

Sarah, how old is your dog?

He's zero cuz he's dead but he was 19 up until 3 months ago.

Would you rather eat poop or have to choose someone else to have to eat poop?

Great question! The latter

I saw you in 'Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt and the Magnetic Fields'. Question: what's your favourite MF song?

Book of love. Acoustic guitar. - oh - I Don't Believe in the Sun

Perfect Night is my anthem. Amazing. Thank youuuuuuuuu

You're welcome, it is the closest thing to an autobiography in song.

What does David Cross smell like?

Green apples

Hi Sarah Silverman. How's your day going?

It's going up!

I'm not normally a heavy quoter, but I spout some of your random lines on the regular (especially with my sister—we both love ya). I particularly love speaking over people with "I'm so bored right now" (Sizzler Alert), and leaving a room with "Take it easy beazy, don't make it sleazy no lessons" (TSSP).

Thanks for doing this AMA now and doing you always—you're my favorite comedian.

Oh thanks angel pie! That made me happy

Do you wipe forward or backwards?

What??? ALWAYS front to back!

Sarah I think you are hilarious! I just recently watched the pilot for your show that never was. I thought it was great. Also, i just want to say that I always look forward to when you are on Howard!

Thanks, Doll

You should listen to the album Have One On Me by Joanna Newsom if you haven't already.

I LOVE her!!

Sarah I remember seeing you do a skit where you sang amazing Grace with your vagina, where can I watch that again?

My guess is you'll figure out the right search words to find it. I believe in you 22taylor22

What's your favorite non-comedy movie?

Ordinary People The Squid and the Whale

Sarah I love you! Anyway, you joke about controversial topics a lot, have you ever felt seriously threatened by the backlash?

Yes. But I'm still alive so I'm still gonna express myself as I see fit as I encourage you to do as well

Ok, as a comedian, at some point life gets in the way and your human (I think) so its normal to be depressed now and then. How do you stay quick witted and funny? I lost my mojo and it's like I've used all my allotted funnies. Help!

I have days in a row of not talking out loud, staying in, sleeping, letting myself be low.

Have you had a noteworthy dream since the shark with the braces bit?

Yes. Dame Judy dench was starring in a tv biopic of Linda ellerbee

whats your favorite book of the bible?

Crazy from the heat

Can you tell my girlfriend emily happy birthday? We are both Huge fans!

Happy birthday Emily you son of a gun. Make it count

3D is still a waste of money, right?

I don't like wearing those reusable 3d glasses. You have to assume they are covered w dried semen and fecal matter and I don't want to put that near my eyes

If there were to be a biopic made about your life, who would you cast as the role of Sarah Silverman?

A young Danielle Brisebois

What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

I don't drink. Wish I did but I literally have a 10 year old's palate

Is Jesus Magic?

Obvs

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Since I can remember. I made a bunch if grown ups laugh and my arms itched with this kind of pure joy

How much do you hate knickers and kites?

But really, I loved The Sarah Silverman Program. I have no other questions, and I really feel like I should. Also, I'd like to know what you, Kathy Griffin, and Whitney Cummings would be like in the same room.

I adore both of them.

Sarah Sarah Sarah, lets talk about my friend Mary Jane, Do you know her? Do you two talk often? I heard from a friend that you two have met but please tell me more

Yes mr sad code. I smoke pot when all work is done at night. A couple puffs. If you take one puff too many you can't go back y'all. Make it a treat.