Hello Reddit! I'm excited to do this! Just finished working out, now I'm in front of the computer....ready for your questions...

Verify my love: https://www.facebook.com/madonna/posts/10151903092814402 And again: http://instagram.com/p/eVkbu2mEYb/

thanks reddit. nice chatting with you. next time send photo. I want to start a Revolution of Love - are you with me? Then send people to artforfreedom.com

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Here_Comes_The_King6448 karma

When r we going on a canoe ride??

_Madonna4318 karma

when you send me a canoe

goldburp3844 karma

Where should I put these hydrangeas?

_Madonna4985 karma

up your ass

mtoscano3132 karma

what do I need to do to make you go on a date with me?

_Madonna4487 karma

send photo

Yoshifan007ire3600 karma

madonna please my beauty is on the inside xox

_Madonna4090 karma

i still need to see it.

_Madonna4345 karma

show me your internal beauty then

bour19922554 karma

Are you fan of reddit?

_Madonna3576 karma


chooter3364 karma


_Madonna3480 karma

ill be sleeping with my alien tonight

kegstandlolita2475 karma

if you were a gay man, would you be a top or bottom

_Madonna5199 karma

i am a gay man

RoseLizenberg2468 karma

In the song "I Dont Give A" are the lyrics "baby Jesus on the stairs..." or is it "baby Jesus understands"?? Please settle this bet for me. I love you.

_Madonna3350 karma

Baby jesus on the stairs

zeshtorm2422 karma

I don't really have any question for you. I love your music. Acknowledge me.

_Madonna3496 karma

send photo

alexandrosmazis2279 karma

Hi Madonna!! Listen, I go through a rough breakup after a 3 year relationship with my bf...what should I do to ease the pain?? Which of your songs should I play repeatedly???

_Madonna5083 karma

gang bang

_Madonna5192 karma

the song gang bang from my last record

ehrgeiz912265 karma

Pharell Williams once said he suggested to Daft Punk that they should produce for you. Frankly, it would be the ultimate fucking collaboration, ever. Would you consider it?

_Madonna3292 karma

I would love to work with Daft Punk

_Madonna3436 karma

just waiting for them to return my call

polvitos2165 karma

Is your publicist or an intern typing everything for you? Be honest. This is still awesome. Thank you!

_Madonna4029 karma

my housekeeper im vaccuming the housekeeper is typing

MichelleCiccone1985 karma

What is the best present you got for Your B-day?

_Madonna3933 karma

i got a bong in the shape of a penis

MrFishpaw1908 karma

You're coming over for dinner. What the hell do I make?

_Madonna3088 karma

make me a dirty martini

voguemdna211892 karma

Madonna, what is the most embarrassing moment of your life?

_Madonna3856 karma

there's so many. when i went out on stage and said hello to the wrong city. sleep deprivation.

victor17071837 karma

if you could talk to your 20-year-old self, what would you say?

_Madonna3325 karma

don't take any of this personally

imbreathless1779 karma

Will you be my boo?

_Madonna3204 karma

send photo

_Madonna2636 karma

yes ill be your boo

whatthefishsay1764 karma

Hi, M! I hope you're doing well. ♥ What is the last dream you remember that you're willing to share?

_Madonna3260 karma

Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.

david-me3249 karma

As a straight man, I think I've had the same dream.

_Madonna3620 karma


bazayer1600 karma

Throughout your career you've taken a stand against homophobia, sexism, ageism etc. but what current issues drive you to voice your opinion creatively ?

_Madonna2969 karma

Censoring of artists, around the world. Censorship - for instance Pussy Riot.

gelloh1480 karma

Can you name one gay guy you wish you could turn straight?

_Madonna2676 karma

frank ocean

dryanyanyan1401 karma

What is the last thing you laughed about?

_Madonna2834 karma

the fact that i had a dream about brad pitt

subway_kid1338 karma

Where have you not yet traveled that you would like to?

_Madonna2017 karma

Egypt and an island off the coast of east Africa called Lamu

MDNA271242 karma

No questions. Just saying thanks for being so fucking badass.

_Madonna2477 karma

thanks for noticing

swb3771110 karma

“American Life” was an unfairly maligned album and many of you fans rank it as one of your best. What do you think critics and casual listeners “didn’t get” about that album?

_Madonna1659 karma

because i dealt with alot of controversial issues in it. i criticized american politics, the entertainment business in hollywood..i was in an angry mood when i was making it. maybe that came across. but i was in an angry mood when i made my last album too

lukidlug756 karma

what mood are you in right now?

_Madonna1957 karma

feeling pulled in a million directions

gelloh1082 karma

Have you tried making out with the grills on?

_Madonna1754 karma

yup it works

HRH_steph1042 karma

whats your favourite method of procrastination?

_Madonna2071 karma

plucking my eyebrows

iwouldificould80900 karma

Hey M, what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you enter on stage to a roaring crowd?

_Madonna2359 karma

what city am i in again? and then....breathe....

iamjanthony874 karma

Ray of Light album helped me come into my own in small town Nebraska, and know that there was love and acceptance in my future. So many of us have had similar experiences through your music. I can't imagine what that must feel like for you. How often do you think about who your art is reaching?

_Madonna1360 karma

only when i hear comments like this from people do i think about it the rest of the time i only think of how i would like to explress myself i think about expression not results

Quixotic91866 karma

Madonna (holy shit, I can’t believe I’m even potentially talking to you),

I’m a 22 year old gay guy (how’s that for a stereotype?) living in Texas, and I just want to thank you for everything you do. When I went to your Dallas show last year I ended up bringing my very conservative mother with me, and you brought us much closer together. She has never been ok with me being gay, and she still isn’t completely there yet, but, her eyes were opened for those two hours. She danced with the gay couple next to us during “Girl Gone Wild,” sang at the top of her lungs during “Express Yourself” (nice job reclaiming your song, by the way), and held me during “Like A Prayer,” but, what really struck her was your “Nobody Knows Me” video interlude. When she saw me and most of the people around us begin to cry, I think it struck a chord in her.

So, even with all of the unwarranted criticism you receive, thank you for continuing to speak out and stand by your message. Thank you for standing up for gay rights when it WASN’T a popular thing to do. Thank you for fighting against misogyny and ageism. Thank you for being genuine and not exploiting your fans, unlike certain charlatans that like to try and emulate your career. Most of all, thank you for continuing to make great, and criminally underrated, music.

I guess I should throw actual questions in here after that diatribe.

Have you ever considered making an album of acoustic or orchestral reworkings of your personal favorite songs (from your back catalogue)?

Also, if you met someone that had never listened to one of your albums as a whole, which one would you personally recommend that they listen to? What is the quintessential Madonna album according to you?

Thanks so much for doing this, and I hope you get back in the studio soon!

_Madonna691 karma

yes. ray of light

trashandexcuses783 karma

Which music video was your favorite to make?

_Madonna1334 karma

justify my love in paris

djayef771 karma

Madonna what are you going to do tonight?

_Madonna1235 karma

test the projection of secretprojectrevolution on a wall

October2991763 karma

What is your favorite dessert?

_Madonna1346 karma

A lemon tart or the rose lycee macaroon cake from La Duree

stephanie073751 karma

If you would have a tattoo what would it be?

_Madonna2022 karma

send photo

_Madonna1991 karma

if i knew what i wanted to have as a tattoo, i would have one

madonnalex751 karma

Did you heard about technical mastering issues on some "MDNA World Tour" DVD & Blu-Rays in Europe ?

_Madonna1512 karma

yes and im absolutely horrified. my label is looking into it...trying to get to the bottom of it. it might be a case of old technology not working with new technology. please be patient.

jasonicon768 karma

I have so much respect for you for answering this question. You have INTEGRITY! Love that about you. xo

_Madonna1799 karma

i spent 6 months editing and doing the sound mix for the DVD the last thing I want to hear is that the fans arent getting the fruits of my labor

DriverHoward684 karma

Would you ever wear a disguise and go to Walmart or some place ordinary people go?

_Madonna1834 karma

id just go to walmart and not wear a disguise.

Whiteboard_Stalker656 karma

If you had to live on a stranded island with two other people for the rest of your life, what two people would you choose?

_Madonna1676 karma

I can't leave my kids behind so there will have to be room for 4.

RickyUK654 karma

What comes to mind when I say Erotica?

_Madonna1180 karma

great record

gehrettellis638 karma

I know you love soundtracks. Which ones have you been listening to recently?

_Madonna1008 karma

The soundtrack to The Skin I Live In.

madonnamatt549 karma

In your MDNA tour DVD you talk about how much you appreciate the love of your fans, and at the end of masterpiece i can see the emotion in your eyes. What do your fans mean to you? You mean so much to use. we really truly love you

_Madonna1066 karma

we exist because of one another so its circuitry its totally reciprocated.

MaryyLouisee544 karma

What super power would you like to have and why?


_Madonna1078 karma

clone myself get more done that way sleep more work more

davidsmom9310499 karma

Madonna I want to apologize for booing at your concert oct 16th 2008. You mentioned Obama and I booed . I have felt bad for years after. I think you are a wonderful person and an amazing artist. Thank you for inspiring me all these years.

_Madonna878 karma

i forgive you

edermdna418 karma

Madonna is true that Rocco will release an album??

_Madonna1307 karma

he wishes! Just need to get him thru the 8th grade right now. get him to do his math homework!

MadonnaAddict418 karma

Hi Madonna, how do you calm down when you get angry? Love.

_Madonna1357 karma

i dont its a hot mess

Twenty20k392 karma

Pussy Riot member Maria Alekhina has unfortunately been denied parole and a Russian news outlet’s headline “No Russian Feels Any Respect for Pussy Riot” is less than progressive. How important do you feel it is an artist’s duty to voice forth a statement of equity between such issues and do you feel it’s being used enough in the current year 2013?

(I want to sincerely thank you for your support for social and political justice, specifically the Pussy Riot movement. I’ve been a fan since I was 4 years old. I’m 24 now. “You’ll See” was the first proper single I’d ever owned. Thank you also for the great music & being an inspiration to generations upon generations).

_Madonna590 karma

its essential its the artsts responsibility to reflect society and have the freedom to express themselves

Matt_KB385 karma

Big fan and current University of Michigan student here. What is the craziest thing that has ever happened during one of your concerts?

_Madonna703 karma

all the power went out in the middle of the show for an hour in a stadium in Cordoba. That was fun

denusas501 karma

i was there!!! incredible after all

_Madonna901 karma

god bless you for staying

ecoronado368 karma

What is it about Frida Kahlo that inspires you the most?

_Madonna688 karma

that she was the subject of her art all of her work is a self portrait and yet she shared universal stories and feelings by sharing her personal story also she was a freedom fighter and she lived a controversial life and was a survivor so i admire her life story and art the way she lived her life as well as her art

MichelleCiccone355 karma

Would you go back to school?

_Madonna646 karma

if i had the time

_Madonna938 karma

school is fun you just get to learn

french_boy353 karma

In Die Another Day (love this song !) you say : "Sigmund Freud, analyse this". Can you explain why ? You like his work ?

Hope a new album for 2014 ! I can't wait 4 years again... Because if you are not getting old (.), I do ! ahah

_Madonna1624 karma

actually im not a big fan of Sigmund Freud, it was meant to be ironic because i dont think everything can be analyzed i think he was too celebral and a misogynist. im a fan of carl jung.

Nadlin345 karma

Why u do not have any pet at home?

_Madonna1643 karma

i have fish and some cockroaches

jaimeeexo307 karma

why do you think people have such a hard time wrapping their head around everything you do? it seems like people are so confused by you.

_Madonna839 karma

because i dont explain everything nor do i feel the need to.

Tatyetrich295 karma

what does Marlene dietrich means for you?

_Madonna518 karma

she is the archetype of an iconic strong female equal pats masculine and feminine

JamesRenner189 karma

When will you release a sequel to Sex? I believe we've waited long enough.

_Madonna397 karma

probably never there is no sequel one time only

deancroatia170 karma

Whose idea was to re-invent the famous JPG corset?

_Madonna284 karma

it was gaultiers idea to re-create the black patent leather cage

benjamindanielo151 karma

I love the guys in "Girl Gone Wild" how did you find them?



_Madonna303 karma

i saw their clip on youtube they are called Kazaky

jhonatanvargas147 karma

M I love the MDNA Tour DVD/Bluray cover and i like to know what was the concept used?

_Madonna299 karma

thats me a photograph i took of myself

Rahu22129 karma

Hi Madonna! Would you consider doing a full-on rock album?

_Madonna613 karma

full-on no

iconicvictor82 karma

If you could describe the Harpers Bazaar photo shoot in one word what would it be ? :)

_Madonna153 karma

quick and painless

patricioenk77 karma

If I invited you to come to Mexico to see Frida Kahlo’s house, would you come?

_Madonna195 karma

ive seen it twice already but thanks for thinking of me

mdna9377 karma

Which famous woman would u want to kiss? ;) luv

_Madonna248 karma

dead or alive? send photo

zephyrfin75 karma

Madonna, I heard you visited an amusement park in Helsinki, Finland while on MDNA tour there last year. How was it?

_Madonna186 karma

i got really sick to my stomach. but the rides werent long enough. i felt cheated.

sparklybarkly70 karma

How did you get in to character for Evita? :-)

_Madonna155 karma

did a lot of research spent a lot of time in Argentina interviewing very old people that knew her learned how to tango read every book i could about her

Fernando_Sousa68 karma

Madonna do you ever think of writing an autobiography?

_Madonna152 karma

yup. but i feel like i need to live more of my life. a short one is coming out in Harpers Bazaar

benjamindanielo57 karma

Are you easily distracted? How do you cut out the "noise"? I struggle with this.

_Madonna106 karma

so do i concentration staying focused

LuvMDNA45 karma

Is there a new album coming in 2014?

_Madonna96 karma

there might be...my creative juices are flowing....

kungfukitkat45 karma

Hi Madonna! When is Blond Ambition Tour coming to DVD?

_Madonna86 karma

when i can find the tapes in the archives

gunrebel42 karma


_Madonna81 karma

if i could find the right venue to play in

infalliblesun41 karma

Hi Madonna. If you decide to write a book for women, what is the first subject that comes to your mind?

_Madonna244 karma

dont give to a man what he doesnt give you first

Atame138 karma

Hi Madonna, years ago during an interview on Italian television, while answering a question about the relationship you have with your fans you said:"it's like a love relationship, sometime they love me, sometime they hate me". Is is still so?

_Madonna70 karma

i dont remember saying that and if someones your fan i dont see where hate comes into the picture

RickyUK36 karma

What should religion and politics do to help World PEACE?

_Madonna225 karma

not get involved with one another. separate church and state

L94eo30 karma

Which is the first song you've ever heard? (that you remember)

_Madonna42 karma

something by Harry Belafonte because my mother was obssessed with him when i was a child

MadonnaCharts22 karma

You have accomplished pretty much everything. What's your proudest achievement as an artist?

_Madonna33 karma


twinmatrix20 karma

Would you consider ever doing a small fan tour with less known songs (but very loved) like Skin, Falling Free, Time Stood Still etc for the real fans?

_Madonna32 karma

sounds like fun - who is going to pay my overhead?

gelloh16 karma

My love! I know many a gay man (including myself) have performed to one of your songs, but I must ask, when was the last time you saw a good drag show? Sending you a zillion kisses from Vancouver! XOXO

_Madonna54 karma

every night of my concert in the golden triangle

joshuazachary9313 karma

Madonna, I'm trying to make a 2013 playlist, what is the song this year that you have playing on repeat nonstop? I could use the help. =]

_Madonna39 karma

On of my favorites songs out right is "Oceans" by Jay Z and Frank Ocean

94jump13 karma

hello Queen!!! what is your next project?

_Madonna44 karma

secretprojectrevolution artforfreedom. coming soon.

JulenCS13 karma

Is #secretproject your more ambitious project?

_Madonna63 karma

its a very ambitious project because it deals with very controversial issues...both global and personal. im extremely passionate about it. it means more to me than anything i have ever done before. in one week it wont be a secret.

crybabymom13 karma

Define hate. Is having a difference of opinion considered hate nowadays?

_Madonna48 karma

no having a different of opinion is right hate is intolerance hate is discrimination hate is when you think youre better than someone else

leobrancaglion11 karma

If I twerk for you, would you twerk for me?

_Madonna30 karma

send photo

madonnaunderground10 karma

Welcome M! As W.E. was STUNNING, looking to direct another movie?

_Madonna22 karma

yes thats next on my to-do list. direct a film.

juangvelez9 karma

loveu Hi, Honestly how much pain you felt for the wound you received in the face on the show in Medellin?

_Madonna27 karma

i felt no pain i had too much adrenaline pumping through my veins it was hours afterwards