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We are Steel Panther AMA
We are Steel Panther. Currently in the studio, but all of us are here. We will be getting stared in a few minutes.
proof: http://twitter.com/Steel_Panther
*UPDATE: Thanks for all the questions. If we didn't answer any of your questions we will each personally respond later in great detail....maybe.
SteelPantherBand1647 karma
Band: No, it doesn't make your 'friend' gay, just cool. Jerking off to us doesn't make him gay, just the name Parker makes him gay.
whitefalcon684371 karma
Did you guys have a wicked gangbang with Sarah Silverman on the set of Death to all but Metal?
SteelPantherBand692 karma
Band: How many STD's are there and how many is it possible to have at the same time? Cuz that is how many.
Blissrat279 karma
Do you ever go to a gig where no girls flash their boobs? And if yes, how do you solve this problem?
SteelPantherBand642 karma
Satchel: When you are as sexy as this band you don't have to worry about that.
Stix: ruffies.
SteelPantherBand676 karma
Lexxi: A unicorn
Satchel: Sheep or a cow or a goose
Stix: I'd fuck a hydra
Michael: A beaver, stupid question, everyone wants to fuck a beaver.
Bouffont258 karma
Firstly I'd like to thank you for doing this AMA and also this for me:
It's been played to his whole family, parents, wife etc and we like to think the song was so powerful it impregnated his wife.
Secondly - as a man who is just learning to play the guitar, I'd like to ask Satchel - what is the best way to remove a girls clothes using only the power of a killer guitar riff?
SteelPantherBand815 karma
Satchel: Put the guitar down and use alcohol, it is much easier.
mythr1l251 karma
When you guys played glasgow a few years ago, lexxi and stix said hi in the cathouse club after the gig to me and my friend, vaguely remember a drunken chant of USA USA USA haha...
Just wanted to say thanks for being awesome and taking the time to say hi to your fans :)
mramorphous226 karma
With regards to fucking chicks, which is better, quality or quantity?
SteelPantherBand552 karma
Lexxi: Koality
Stix: quantity
Satchel: Koality as I like koala bears.
Michael: Depends on the city we are in.
SteelPantherBand561 karma
Michael: Hang out and get high.
Lexxi: Get botoxx and tan.
Stix: Steal Michael's drugs and get high.
Lowspark187 karma
Weenie ride is one of the most inspirational and well written songs of our generation. What motivated you in the writing process of this song?
SteelPantherBand182 karma
Saw a lot of comments asking about us coming to your town. We will be heading out on our first tour next week. Cya there.
Apr 13th Orlando, FL Tinker Field
Apr 14th Atlanta, GA Tabernacle
Apr 16th Philadelphia, PA Theatre Of The Living Arts
Apr 17th Boston, MA House Of Blues
Apr 19th Clifton Park, NY Upstate Concert Hall
Apr 20th Hampton Beach, NH Hampton Beach Casino
Apr 21st Wallingford, CT The Dome At Oakdale
Apr 23rd New York, NY Irving Plaza
Apr 24th Huntington, NY The Paramount
Apr 25th Pittsburgh, PA Stage AE
Apr 26th Stroudsburg, PA Sherman Theater
Apr 28th Jacksonville, FL Metropolitan Park – Welcome To Rockville
Apr 29th Fort Lauderdale, FL Culture Room
May 1st Nashville, TN Marathon Music Works
May 3rd Richmond, VA The National
May 4th Columbia, MD Merriweather Post Pavilion
May 5th Concord, NC Rock City Campgrounds – Carolina Rebellion
May 12th Narita, JP Makahuri Messe – Ozzfest
May 16th Toronto, ONT The Sound Academy
May 17th South Bend, IN Club Fever
May 18th Joliet, IL Mojoes
May 19th Columbus, OH Columbus Crew Stadium – Rock On The Range
May 21st Flint, MI The Machine Shop
May 22nd Grand Rapids, MI The Intersection
May 25th St. Louis, MO The Pageant
PurpleZebraPants151 karma
You guys said that the new album would rock balls off, what will it do for the vaginas of the world?
dirty530144 karma
When filming the Fat Girl music video, did you guys go whaling and fuck fat girl's for inspiration?
jilaps129 karma
So I'm trying to do this without busting my nut, but I'm a crazy Steel Panther fan and can hardly act normal right now. I've gotten to meet you guys twice, once after a Hollywood show and again after you guys played at the San Francisco Regency last month (I'm the dude with the red hair)
So my question to you guys is: Who have your musical heroes been, and how do you use them, if you do, to create your own music? I'm a glam metal guitarist for a not-so-serious band, and I've been heavily influenced by bands like Steel Panther, Dokken, and Lizzy Borden, but I'm never clear on taking those influences and making it something unique.
Thanks for doing this AMA, dudes, you guys have been huge on defining my college experience, and I'm sure I'll be taking your music with me for years to come. Can't wait for you to get back to California!!
And for those possibly interested, here is my 'band': Apocalipstyck
Lowspark122 karma
My friend is having a wedding this weekend. Which one of your songs would be the best for their first dance?
SteelPantherBand379 karma
Michael: Community Property
Satchel: Gold Digging Whor
Lexxi: Eatin Ain't Cheatin
Stix: It Won't Suck Itself
vaelon109 karma
I just found out about you guys about 3 months ago and I am now a fan for life. Will you guys make me a shout out?
-J
hellfast99 karma
If you could have a three-way with any two 80s metal babes, who would you pick and why?
SteelPantherBand292 karma
Lexxi: Bobbi Brown, Tawney Kitaen, or Sebastien Bach depending on how high I am.
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Michael: got a coffee at Star Bucks and didn't leave a tip. That shits expensive.
Stix: Took a shit at the top of Revolution rollercoaster just to see if it would beat me on the way down in a race.
SteelPantherBand327 karma
herpasaurus tapalotapus and the makesmyassasoreus.
Michael: Barney
iea76078 karma
No question, but thank you for your music! You're all awesome and I shock my family every reunion when I play your songs! It's pretty hilarious.
guitarplayer9274 karma
Satchel: What do you find is the most effective way to transcribe stuff, e.g fast van halen songs. Do you use any slow downers or anything?
damthatriver1869 karma
How do you guys keep running into other famous musicians at gigs? Any advice for learning to sing?
hababashmaba64 karma
Michael Starr! What do you do to keep your voice in that amazing condition after singing your heart out EVERY SINGLE WEEK?! Also, any advice to improve on vocals?
shyne15164 karma
You guys are fucking awesome. I am sad that I will be in Portland next month when you come to the Machine Shop in Flint, Michigan.
On to the question: Age of the oldest bitch each of you has fucked?
SteelPantherBand268 karma
Stix: However old Lexxi's mom is.
Lexxi: 22
Michael: 48
Satchel: Britney Spears is definitely not the oldest girl I fucked.
Dwing1462 karma
How's the recording of the new album cuming? Also how many girls have you had sex with today?
SteelPantherBand174 karma
Band: not good. No girls today as I am busy typing these answers for you.
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Lexxi: Naughty Naughty by Danger Danger
Michael: Van Halen 1984
Stix: TNT - Greatest Hits
pittsburgfan1731 karma
For Satchel: What was being in a band with Rob Halford like?
For Michael Starr: What was being in LA Guns and recording the Wasted EP like?
For the whole band: Women and Children First or Van Halen II?
SteelPantherBand70 karma
Lexxi: women first:
Stix: Women...and children too.
Michael: Van Halen II
metallily18 karma
erotic fantasies about metal stars are in my novel, would you like to have a story about you? You have to compare your experience with our ideas ha ha
DannyAspinall1 karma
Hey Guys! Im 15 and really love 80s rock...and want to make it huge in the industry. Should I stick to the music style I love or should I change with the industry! Thanks in advance if you reply... could you let me know which one of you reply as well?! xD
drummerforkick636 karma
My friend Parker jerks off to pictures of you guys all the time but he thinks you're girls.. does that make him gay? Can he get STDs from jerking off to you?
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