IAMA international 4 star rating flight attendant. It's as crazy as you think. AMA.
I work for a 4 star rated airline http://www.airlinequality.com/StarRanking/4star.htm as a cabin crew member, flight attendant, stewardess, hostie, trolley dolley etc
My proof will go to the mods as I cannot reveal my secret identity! I run a blog as well :)
Going to bed 3.30PM Dubai time, back to answer you in the morning..
EDIT: I am back, I love you guys. Making me laugh!
EDIT 2: Some people asking about the blog
It is still in its baby stage :)
Edit 3: This thing really blew up! I am on the news. Thanks for your messages and questions I hope I was able to answer them all.