I've been asked to do this AMA for a while now. Proof forthcoming to the mods.
The almost part of the AMAA is I want to remain anonymous, so any references to how the money was made, gender, etc will be ignored.
Edit: I am inundated with questions. I responded to an AMA request and now I'm regretting it. I thought that was the point of AMA's.
Edit 2: Thanks so much, some of you were great, some of you suck.
Edit 3: Now there's a parody. Wonderbar.