IAMA sex toy reviewer and online sex store employee. Everyone I work with knows way too much about my dick and sex life. AMA.
for the dozens of requests and PMs, the coupon code for this AMA is 'reddit'... And they approved a large discount... 25 percent
I work for an online sex toy company, condomania.com.
A giant part of my job is to review toys and do web stuff. I started pretty recently, but a lot of my reviews can be seen at blog.condomania.com. More are queued up for when the new site launches.
Ask me anything about this industry, reviewing this stuff, and whatnot.
Proof: http://imgur.com/avQ63 (I blurred out my real name and phone number, obviously). This is what I use as a business card.
-WOW GUYS- what a fun thing.... seriously having such a blast... my fingers hurt from AlienBlue (buy it) and now I'm back on my PC Computer for some next level answers.
"Your girlfriend's DAD got you this job?"
- he sent my resume to a networking group blindly and we haven't spoken much of it since
"Can we have a coupon code?"
- request sent to web devs
"How big is your DICK lol?"
- as someone did the math for me, 3.5" by 5", just under average
- Dream Sleeve, SO FAR: http://www.condomania.com/dream-sleeve.html
"Can you sponsor our thing?"
- I would love to look at trying, who knows... we might be able to do it. No promises, but I will read and forward every PM!
"How did you get this job, can I have it?"
- a bit of luck, a lot of writing experience, networking, and a healthy view of sex... right place right time and right skills sort of thing... sorry I can't do more than that for you
"nobody cares, go kill yourself"
- will do, niggereater (or something)
** reddit, you rule, man **
more proof, as requested: one of the boxes beside my bed... reviews for these are coming up soon http://imgur.com/AlfLV
Also, how did I forget this! if you liked this AMA, make my life easier by checking us out on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/condomaniacs) and Twitter (https://twitter.com/#!/Condomania_com) because we JUST had to restart the Twitter due to a poor naming issue ... we only post relevant stuff and deals, I swear.
**well folks, I'm exhausted... I'll give it a few more minutes then shut it down for the night. Thanks for everything. If you need to know more stuff or I didn't answer your question please PM, this is what I do for a living :)
Thank you also to those with tips on the business/products/my reviews and personality ... It has all been noted by the important folks and we aim to always evolve**
If I got the right site and used my tape measure correctly, that's like 3.5" girth and 5" length for you redditors too lazy to act.
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