Donald Faison. AMA. All Welcome!

Braff here. Is it true that your penis is so large that several times it has been mistaken as an eel?

yes this is true.

Follow up: are you able to ride a bicycle, or does your eel need a sidecar?

I don't know if there's a sidecar big enough buddy.

Zach's on here somewhere. if i knew how to use this thing better then i would tell you. Look for zachinoz.

Right here. How baked can you be?

dude, you have no idea.

Have you ever drag-raced a Lambo on pills in Miami?

No. dude come on.

It is rumored you call your anus: "My man pussy." Please explain.

you better act like you know!

What do you like more; Weed or Oxygen?

i need both to live.

It's rumored that you are often "ashy." What advice can you give to people with ashy elbows, knees and scrotums?

coco butter

hold on. gotta pee.

Your onesie took a long time. Did it become a twosie?

not quite a twosie.

What is the "whitest" thing you do on a regular basis?

my wife.

Will you be my Bluncle?

yes nephew

Great questions so far, keep'em coming. Again, doing this AMA to raise funds for Soles4Souls and you can also win a chance to hang out with ME on set! prizeo.com/donald

How accurately did Scrubs capture your real-life bromance with Zach Braff (/u/zachinoz)?

it started the whole thing. if it wasn't for scrubs, there would be no bromance

You and Braff switch bodies for 24 hrs. How do you spend your day?

SPENDING ALL OF HIS MONEY.

When did you learn to make coffee??

when my brother went away to fight in the war.

Besides Zach Braff are you still in contact with the other actors from scrubs?

absolutely.

Thank you for scrubs, no question just thank you!

thank you.

How many of you are going to www.prizeo.com/donald ?

PS - just cuz i'm leaving doesn't mean I won't be back later....It's bath time.

How crazy was Hooch?

dude, hooch is crazy.

Hi Donald, I just wanted to ask about the moment in Scrubs where you broke out into Safety Dance while talking to Carla. Was it the writers idea or yours? Did you have any input?

Edit: My highest upvoted comment ever, thanks all.

writers. I'm gonna keep it real with you, I barely knew the song when I did it.

Hey man, dunno if you remember me, but I'm ZachMG the LEGO animator from Twitter. Hope everything has been well with you! :D

I imagine you've been keeping busy with The Exes and everything else, but I was just wondering if you had plans to make any more BlackStormTrooper films. Actually, let me rephrase: please keep making BlackStormTrooper films. They're excellent, and you're a remarkably talented animator. ;)

ZachMG holy cow. First off, I'm a fan of yours! I love your lego animations on youtube. Right now I'm in the process of moving so my station isn't set up. But yea, best believe. BLACKSTORMTROOPER BITCH!

All-time favorite line/dialogue on Scrubs?

"It's analgesic. The pills go in your mouth"

What was the best part of filming Clueless?

everything. that was the true jump off.

If I ever see you in real life, can I jump in your arms and you twirl me around while I yell, "EAAGGLLLLLLEEE!!"?

no. i'll flip you.

I love you

i know.

if you could do a buddy cop movie with anyone, who would it be and how many sequels?

ZB for the win. we've actually talked about that. by the way i'm typing now.

One celebrity you really want to meet?

harrison ford.

Well guys, this has been fun. Sadly I must go, I wish I could have answered more. I hope you consider supporting the Prizeo campaign, www.prizeo.com/donald It would be fun to have someone from reddit win that walk-on role. Take care and until next time…

Why did they have to kill off the black guy first in Skyline?

i know, right?

Legitimate question here. What is your least favorite thing about Zachinoz?

his tiny butthole. too much?

Did you or Zach get to keep Rowdy and/or Steven ?

i wish.

That's kind of cool. My wife hasn't watched scrubs.

Hi Donald. If you hadn't gone into acting, what were your other aspirations to do in the future? Huge fan and would truly appreciate a reply x

animation. love it so much.

Are we going to see another musical duet with you and Zach a la Baby it's cold outside?

i hope so...

He Donald, huge fan of your work. What is your favorite episode of Scrubs?

the one with the doodoo song

DONALD. What's your favourite thing that's ever happened to you. Ever?

well since my wife is typing for me I'm going to say "my wife"

(and i second that!)

Mrs. Faison... How do you feel about the bromance between your husband and Zach Braff? Will you ever be fully satisfied knowing the best you could be is second place?

i'm used to it.

is your head so shiny that I can see my face in it?

no, but my balls are.

Hi! What animal would you like to be reincarnated as?

a brown bear.

Did you click with Zach Braff when you first met on the set of scrubs? If not then when did you two get so close? Also, are you as close in real life as you were on scrubs (please say yes). P.S your singing voice is angelic

yes, it was love at first sight.

Hi Donald. Do you ever encounter fans that you inspired to become doctors/surgeons?

no, but i meet a lot of doctors that say scrubs got them thru medical school. That's kind of cool.

Say, lend me your afro comb.

it's a fucking Brush!!

Hey, Thanks for taking time out to do this AmA. I was wondering what your favorite role has ever been, and what made it so much fun?

i truly liked every experience i've had. i'm very appreciative to be in the projects i've been in, but if i had to choose one role, most definitely Petey Jones.

Were the braces in clueless real or just for the movie?

just for the movie. i actually still have them.

What was the worst thing about working on Scrubs?

the hours.

Whats your favorite place to eat?

Dupar's for breakfast, brunch and brinner.

Let's talk about how great Black Stormtrooper is.

Then let me ask, are you currently working with Seth Green on anything new? Or doing different animation stuff?

i sometimes intern at seth's company, stoopid buddy studios.

In a beach volleyball game, a la Top Gun, against James Roday and Dule Hill (from Psych), which team would win? Also, would you guys be Maverick and Goose or Ice Man and Slider?

we would crush them. and they know it.

Hey Donald, been really enjoying The Exes. Who is more fun to work with, Zach Braff or Wayne Knight? Both seem like awesome guys.

i love wayne. he's a lot of fun to work with. and i love zach.

No one I know knows about Clone High. This makes me sad. Thank you for Clone High

clone high was dope.

Who's your favorite bromance in TV besides you and JD?

gilligan and skipper. and richie and the fonz

Did you honestly think Jason Shepherd was the fur coat king of the Midwest?

Frank Jackson's voice: yea...that little bastard tricked the shit out of me.

Donald, Scrubs is what you're best known for... but who still recognises you from Clueless as the pants-too-low boyfriend? I still laugh when I think of the head shaving scene!

Clueless is timeless

How often do you put bugles on your fingers?

once

wait i've only done it once.

Was the dance you performed to 'Poison' rehearsed or was it freestyling. You're a great dancer btw.

freestyle. that's how i do.

If you could act with one other person, living or dead, who would it be and what would the project be?

harrison ford. star wars.

Scrubs is my all time favorite show, but I was wondering, is there a season that is your favorite?

season 3

Do any of your legendary Lego movies have a chance of being seen by us?

Also...well you and Zach are two of my favorite actors and I was wondering if we could one day play frisbee barefoot on a beach and sing showtunes?

all of this is possible.

How early in your career was your appearance on' Sabrina the Teenage Witch?'

about 5 years in...2 years after i moved to LA.

Was it anywhere near as fun working on the set of Scrubs as you made it seem?

great times

How much did you bring yourself into the role of Turk and how much did you feel that you had to act for it?

there's a lot of me in turk.

If you're trying to impress a group of people, what's your go to joke?

do you like tapes or cd's

Hey Mr.Faison can I call you Donald?

No…ok, Mr.Faison it is.

I’m a huge fan of your fantastic work sir, and I have a couple of questions!

Who other than Zach Braff do you hang out with (as far as celebrities go)?

Also, I watched (and downloaded) the “Baby it’s cold outside” song, and Loved it! Who’s idea was it to sing it?

I have to say you’re filmography is fantastic and it continues to get better, is there a role (movie/tv show, whatever) that you've always wanted to try out? Is there one that you regret at all?

Thanks for the AMA!!

EAGLE!!!!

1. Thank you
2. All I need is Zach
3. If i could be in any project - hmm I don't know.
4. regret nothing.

Dogs or Cats?

dogs.

If you were a LEGO person, what type of person do you think you would want to be?
What type would Zach be?

blackstormtrooper bitch.

If I win the raffle, can we sing a song together? Your choice of song.

yes.

Can I hang out with you on set even if I don't win the contest?

try to win dude. no one likes losers.

What's your stand on smegma?

eww

Hey... uh... what's up?

chillen..

I am white, like really white. How can I best change this image?

tan.